[niaxain]

[shouldnt]

Why am I laughing

[victorious]

Why am I crying

[cheese24k]

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

[gryffindors-keeper]

“i demand to be loved”

[dannybrito]

omg the sound it made coming down the stairs

[mihlayn]

one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and my life is still flashing before my eyes

[animalsnaps]

[actualdogvines]

:’) that’s good enough cutie pie

[marriedtogoddess]

my mom posted dis on Facebook 

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

she found mom memes

[overtimeisacrime-deactivated201]

[psychoteentitan-deactivated2014]

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

[cold-knees]

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

[jazzman8675309-deactivated20130]

Bam! Omg I’m dying

[jazzman8675309-deactivated20130]

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

[theproblemswithmissingyou]

1. She thinks she talks too long. I promise you, she doesn’t. Listen to her talk for hours on end, because you’re going to want to die missing it one day.  2. She thinks she’s too fat. I promise you, she’s not. Kiss her arms and her stomach and her thighs and tell her honestly how beautiful she is to you, because look at her, you’ll never get someone with skin that glows like that again. 3. She thinks she’s too opinionated. I promise you, she’s not. Allow her to argue about why tomatoes are, in fact, a fruit, because even if you don’t believe it now, you will later. 4. She thinks she’s too loud. I promise you, she’s not. She gets excited about seeing you; there will never be a time you’re annoyed with that. 5. She thinks she’s too mean. My god, I promise you, she’s not. She’ll tell you about that one time she didn’t say hello back to the boy who ended up breaking her heart for the first time, because he used that against her a lot. That girl will do absolutely anything for you. So just fucking kiss her and turn on her favorite movie.  6. She thinks she’s too ugly for you.  Don’t be a fucking idiot. Interrupt her by kissing her beautiful lips and tell her everything you love about her.

“Maybe you’ll be able to keep her longer than I did”// 06.22 (via theproblemswithmissingyou)

[february-deactivated20160722]

t-shirts I own: 70 t-shirts I wear: 10 t-shirts I’m willing to give up: 0

[nerdy-birdy18]

this speaks to me 

[agarfield-deactivated20160309]

[mamabrooke-deactivated20150311]

This is my life

[difficult]

Do you ever feel like you don’t deserve to be loved?

(via satans-ghost)

[jumpinafterme-deactivated201702]

I’m in love with the idea of you and me still together in the future.

(via masakiton)

[sexanax]

i wish we never fucked and i mean that

[zoe-rivass-deactivated20170104]

You’re going to be sad. You’re going to want to scream and punch things. Do it. Let out every ounce of anger you have. Sit on the floor and cry until you feel numb. Listen to songs that make your heart sink to your feet. Write angry letters to all the people who have broken you, left you, ignored you or hurt you. Throw your hairbrush at the wall. Do it twelve times. Do it until you feel like you can breathe again. You’re going to be sad. You’re going to want to hurt yourself. Don’t you dare do it. Sit on the floor and watch cartoons like you did when you were little. Listen to songs that make you want to dance around your bedroom in your underwear at 3 A.M. Make paper airplanes out of those angry letters and watch them soar into the fireplace. Brush all the knots out of your hair and say “I am worth it” into the mirror. Say it twelve times. Say it until you feel like you can breathe again. You’re going to be sad. You’re going to get through it.

things i wish i could make you understand  (via pessimistiic)

oath

(via vanilla-daisies)

everyone will need this at one point or another. I promise.

(via fl0ral-rain)

[thekhaywoo-blog]

Lesbians on Tumblr: 1,246,563

Lesbians in your area: 7

[sunni011]

4 of them are dating each other. 1 is your ex. And the other is annoying as fuck.

[justajumper]

The most real post I’ve ever seen

[shadymomma]

Life fucking sucks