suggestions for malex

things that make me think of malex cover via @vlamito

[doitbuckley]

the best thing a character can be is a little bit of a slut

[slavisma]

sorry i can't make it my girlfriend's doing experiments on me again

[malexbrained]

Even in my fantasy, I can't commit to believing

That I'll get what I want, I'm afraid of what I want

Even in my fantasy, I keep the car running

In case I need to take off

--

Let's try this again

I'm on my way to your house, guided by the stars

--

[feefal]

Space Jam but literally

[primulaceas]

Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, This Is How You Lose the Time War

[nothidd3n]

this is jedediah summed up  

[thepit]

[ID: a tweet by Katie Aki @/JinxLand that reads, “gay cowboy tee”, attached is an image of a white tshirt with a print, it’s of 2 revolvers, placed opposite each other with their barrels overlapping, x shape. Between them, text reads, “i aint afraid to love a man, I ain’t afraid to shoot one either.”/End ID]

[enamouredpoet-deactivated202205]

“If someday the moon calls you by your name, don’t be surprised; every night I tell her about you.”

Shahrazad al-Khalij

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

MCU cast incorrect |56|

[science-bastard]

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

[erika-infinitum]

What a soldier. King.

[meneatyoghurt]

I have said it before and I will say it again - Nothing's Gonna Happen by the Staves is 100% a malex song. It's Michael to Alex but it's also Alex to Michael. Ideal lost decade song but it works for after too.

If I could reach you now I'd say that I am proud With everything you've done And the wonderful man I know you have become 'Cause maybe you don't know

Nothing's gonna happen With your back against the door Could I be the only one still waiting? I can wait some more

[malexbrained]

And maybe it's just time, it's just time

That it takes, it's just time that it takes

But I don't wanna wait, I wanna love again today

My feelings ran away

I didn't know how to feel them

[ohgaylor]

Lover aesthetic: Cruel Summer

I’m drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar said I’m fine, but it wasn’t true I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you

[rainbowheadphones]

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Day 104 of 365 - Cobra Starship, “One Day Robots Will Cry”

in our dreams we can be complete if we go to sleep we can wake up home again

[blue-nebraska]

cowboy kisses

[drillbaby]

[Start ID. 

A sketchy thin-line pencil drawing on a page creased down the middle. One cowboy is seated page left on a horse that faces away from the viewer. He leans to the right, firmly kissing another cowboy, his face obscured by the other cowboy’s hat brim. Page right, the other cowboy stands in a plaid shirt with one hand holding the horse’s saddle. 

End ID.]

[malexbrained]

Ruffled hair, a loose shoestring

Covered arms and a nose ring

He's just misguided I think

--

Maybe if life wasn't so hard

If he got off to a better start

He'd be somewhere

--

Keep calm and carry on he's drunk all night long

He'll sit with his guitar and play another song

Then he'll give me a phone

--

x

[lovecolibri]

Once song (that is not well known lol) that makes me think of Malex is The Greatest Bastard by Damien Rice. It's such a beautiful but sad song and I think it fits really well for them

Not me forgetting this ask was here...🙄😬

Am I the greatest bastard that you know? When will we learn to let this go? We fought so much, we've broken all the charm But letting go is not the same as pushing someone else away 

So please don't let on You don't know me Please don't let on I'm not here Please don't let on You don't love me 'cause I know you do I know

That some make it, mistake it Some force and some will fake it I never meant to let you down 

Some fret it, forget it Some ruin and some regret it I never meant to let you down

*sobs in Malex*