DJ

she/her. bi. 21. future funny podcast host. upcoming vampire.

[maliciously-bisexual]

the tea is that i haven't been whole since i finished the song of achilles by madeline miller, and that is okay.

[jonnywaistcoat]

hello mr jonny man! are you

I try not to be, cause it's really

[maliciously-bisexual]

this was my heated rivalry

[maliciously-bisexual]

12nb reunion in my reblogs

[maliciously-bisexual]

this was my heated rivalry

[werepires]

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

[maliciously-bisexual]

the only time i ever feel maternal is toward the creature

[maliciously-bisexual]

as a character victor frankenstein is very dear to me but as a father i want to carve him up because i love the creature so fucking much

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[maliciously-bisexual]

happy anniversary y’all

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[korakos]

addendum: if the cheeto dies this year I'll give yall an andrew pov story in celebration

[divine-inferno]

Daniel is like Bella Swan for people who like hard liquor, drugs, and psychosexual saw traps and I love that for him.

[autisticaboutstufflol]

sometimes one must listen to the same song on repeat for half an hour and pace around their room like a mad man while thinking about their blorbos. such is life.

[starlesseyez]

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

[ughgclden]

this blog is actually a pro-vampire zone. i actively encourage the presence of vampires here.

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[vespariaa]

Vampires welcome even encouraged

[positive-pluto13]

As a vampire, I approve

[vamplire]

as vamplire, i approve

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[maliciously-bisexual]

just watched iwtv 1994 with bestie/wife/future roommate(?) for the first time and (as a show fan) i gotta say it’s kinda crazy how it’s brought down by like one whole star on letterboxd just from louis being played by br*d p*tt. like it’s far from perfect in just about anything but acting-wise it’s literally just him, the rest of the guys were fine.

[maliciously-bisexual]

what she said !!

[maliciously-bisexual]

just watched iwtv 1994 with bestie/wife/future roommate(?) for the first time and (as a show fan) i gotta say it’s kinda crazy how it’s brought down by like one whole star on letterboxd just from louis being played by br*d p*tt. like it’s far from perfect in just about anything but acting-wise it’s literally just him, the rest of the guys were fine.