Obvious Nonsense Amongst Other Interesting Things

Nothing is true; Everything is permitted. Fuzzy bunnies will soon rule the wrold. Pompey/Mark Antony  

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lmaooooooooooo

[everythingkin]

people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.

[redbonealien-deactivated2019111]

i literally feel like i’m in a time space continuum every time i open this app

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

me

[thcrin]

[malikaiunique]

This Is Random As Hell

I feel like going back to my tumblr roots so this a post about my top 5 assassin’s creed characters (playable or not)

1. Ezio Auitore Da Firenze of course. Isn’t he everyone’s favorite pretty much? Not only was he the star of arguably the best AC game, he was also an awesome character, with an awesome story arc, plus he has an awesome face. What’s not to love?

2. Haytham Kenway, not only the first playable Templar but also the first Templar that didn’t just seem like a a one dimensional villain. His part of AC3 was lowkey the most enjoyable part of the entire game. He was just such an interesting guy and some parts of me wish that he was the real main character of AC3.

3. Adewale, Black, bald, buff, bassy voiced badass escaped slave turned pirate-assassin. Need I say any more?

4. Leonardo Da Vinci How can this man be an unfailingly loyal genius, engineer, inventor, and artist and also be this damn adorable?

5. Thomas Hickey: This one I’m not sure how to defend. I don’t know why I like him so much, I just do. Might have something to do with his cockney accent and the fact that he really just doesn’t give a shit. He is a very singular character. He’s a Templar but he doesn’t give a fuck about their ideologies and doesn’t hide that, which really is markedly different from many of the other Templars in the series. Say what you will about AC3 but it definitely had some of the best “villains” in the franchise. Also, his dying words are just... “Thing is, boy, I can have what I seek. Had it, even. You, your hands will always be empty.”

[phobso]

Some of my bw sketches

Characters of my comics and Sauron

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[meezumaki]

[thenatsdorf]

Baby’s Nemo costume has the cutest tail wiggle. [full video]

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[51don]

Somewhere in Philly

[uzucake]

My sonic artwork from 2016

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Some of my Naruto artwork from Deviantart

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

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once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[dustgarden]

That is a child that very much has any sort of concept of anything.

[meezumaki]

[mazzystardust]

ph. Mathilde Agius

[romelzacarnes]

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

This was in a book I got today and it’s honestly how I feel

[boseman-chadwick]

There’s fears in everyone’s job. Ours are in the limelight, and people think we’re incredibly privileged or nuts to do what we do for a living.