Verx Kallisti

30 y/o weirdo ◾ non-binary (they/them) ◾ bad memes ◾ furry (pink spacecat) ◾ pretty good

[bubbleteavangelist]

Wtf is this 😭

[ribaldotter]

[beardedmrbean]

[jenny-afterdark]

I walk away from the dildo at the store with sadness in my eyes only to learn that it has followed me home like the chef boyardee commercial

[sneeblbop]

you show me your boobs and I react with this

[chongoblog]

[audarcy]

Really glad randall xkcd made that "experts often misjudge the average layperson's knowledge of their field" comic bc my prior touchstone for easily conveying the same idea to people was this other xkcd

and now i no longer have to confuse people by saying shit like "i think we're having a joe biden mayonnaise moment here"

[lurkstore]

My long term goal is to hang out

[joeyclaire]

the thing about “andrew hussie returns to homestuck to write a cartoon pilot produced by vivziepop with toby fox voicing john egbert” is like. it’s so far-fetched i wouldn’t even make that joke. because it would be too ridiculous for me to even find funny. and it’s not a joke. it’s literally happening right now.

while you’re here, consider donating to my friend hamza

[verxkallisti]

hey

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[cartooncoyote]

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

[sandersstudies]

My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk where this camaraderie comes from considering they spend most of their time slapping the shit out of each other.

[sandersstudies]

[sandersstudies]

My girl cat: 🥺möther you have left my déarest dárlingest bröther on the pörch you must admit him pösthaste

My girl cat three seconds later: haha get bitchslapped idiot

[sandersstudies]

The notes on this post are gold.

[jestergal]

[sword-grandma]

Sword Grandma 👵 🗡️

[sword-grandma]

There is even more pictures HERE… LOL🗡️👵

[frickelfrackatictac]

SWORD GRANDMA SAID GAY RIGHTS

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

[cipheramnesia]

Gay rights, or else.

[elbryaaan]

[surprisebitch]

life imitates art

[ursulaklegay]

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

[verxkallisti]

:)

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