Bok Bok

Mainly chickens, German puns. Art-tumblr: http://maliris-art.tumblr.com

[lady-of-cinder]

↳ Song of Horror

Episode I - The Husher Mansion [1/3]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thatswhywelovegermany]

[huariqueje]

Grapes in the Patio - Isabel Quintanilla , 1972.

Spanish  b. 1938 -

Oil on  panel ,

[karrova]

The Red Door, 1978

Isabel Quintanilla

[official-german-puns]

Was heißt Walkie-Talkie auf deutsch?

Geh-Spräch.

.

[forsakenwitchery]

Lune + having no time for Gustave's shenanigans  (and Gustave being awesome about it)

my Clair Obscur gifs

[eurodynamic]

baguette squad 🥖🥖🥖

CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33 (2025) dev. Sandfall Interactive

[langernameohnebedeutung]

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[blue-corvid]

Before I… crack them open?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

[blue-corvid]

WHAT IS THAT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

[asparklethatisblue]

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

[bonyassfish]

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

[langernameohnebedeutung]

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg

die Schale = shell

sollen = to be supposed to

der Bruch = crack, fracture

die Stelle = site, place, location

die Bruchstelle = site of fracture

die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point

verursachen = to cause

-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)

der Verursacher = causative agent

der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly

Also: Eierwärmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.

[praise-suns-and-chill]

...I never considered that we might be the only ones doing this

[dehydratedlydia]

wdym thats only grrman i dont believe this we are not the autistic egg country all yhat is NORMAL and NESSECARY and good brrakfast eggs are DIVINE

[brehaaorgana]

Extremely German egg eating

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

As a Brit, gonna say Germany's the normal one here. Had no idea the Americans were eating soft boiled eggs with just their hands.

[shinyhappygoth]

No, we’re mostly eating hard-boiled eggs with just our hands. Soft-boiled eggs certainly aren’t unknown here, and I can’t speak for others’ experiences and we’re a huge and varied country, but hard-boiled eggs are much more common; I’m not sure I had a soft-boiled egg until adulthood, and I definitely only learned how to make one a year or two ago (I am in my forties) and that was just so I could put them in my ramen. Please note that you’re the first person in this thread to overtly specify the type of egg; I am willing to bet that the Germans were assuming it went without saying that they meant soft-boiled, and that it never even occurred to the Americans as an option.

[weaselmonkey]

Hey, American here.

Why are the eggs inside their shells?

How do you season them inside the shell?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

you just

[unfug-bilder]

[olvaheiner]

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025)

[germanysnexttopgedicht]

Erlkönig

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind; Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm, Er fasst ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht? – Siehst, Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht? Den Erlenkönig mit Kron’ und Schweif? – Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif. –

"Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir! Gar schöne Spiele spiel’ ich mit dir; Manch’ bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand, Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand." –

Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht, Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht? – Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind; In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind. –

"Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehn? Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön; Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein." –

Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort? – Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh’ es genau: Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau. –

"Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt; Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch’ ich Gewalt." – Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt fasst er mich an! Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan! –

Dem Vater grauset’s; er reitet geschwind, Er hält in Armen das ächzende Kind, Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not; In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

[musmusmuffin]

[echo-has-queries]

In Ehren des Speak Your Language Days präsentiere ich das beste Wort der deutschen Sprache:

[nickolashx]

Song of Horror (2020)

A 3rd person, fixed-camera survival horror adventure by Protocol Games. Fear the Presence, a mysterious entity you cannot fight: stay alert, hide, breathe slowly… Explore cursed places where unseen spirits and lost souls linger in a true horror story for the ages.

The famed writer Sebastian P. Husher has gone missing, along with his entire family. Worried, his editor sent an assistant to his house in order to look for him but he never came back… These disappearances spark a set of events that will soon reveal something dreadful: a nameless, dark entity known only as The Presence seems to be responsible and it’s still somewhere, out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting for you… You may die, but the horror continues others will pick the investigation up from where you left it until you all find out the origin of The Presence and put an end to this nightmare.

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

[not-a-slayer-of-dragons]

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

[i-dont-crow]

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

[babtest]

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

[official-german-puns]

It’s his daily commute.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

[ninatastic]

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

[jv]

And about the AI opt-out setting Tumblr will deploy tomorrow, I’ll just let you with the words of the person in charge of the heist:

Andrew Spittle, Automattic’s head of AI replied: “We will notify existing partners on a regular basis about anyone who’s opted out since the last time we provided a list. […] I believe partners will honor this based on our conversations with them to this point.”

So Tumblr will notify openAi and Midjourney that you wish your posts to not be used and it’s entirely up to them to comply or not. And as we know, we are talking about some of the less ethical companies on the internet (which honestly is kind of a feat), so that cute little setting will most than probably do nothing and less.

[jv]

Not to mention that if it works the same as the search opt-out, the moment you are reblogged by someone who hasn’t opted out… Bam! You are in chatGPT, baebeeee!

[3liza]

“andrew spittle” cannot possibly be a real name. thats like a 4th round Something Awful username i would keep in a drawer for a series of bans. gregory berrycone ass name