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[malkio]

May not be the best playlist to play in the middle of the day but so what, I'm feeling productive and sexy. #NowPlaying Silk Sheets by Spotify

[malkio]

A #FirstClass #Dab #dabonem #dabs #ethihad Last leg stop FCO✈JFK (at Rome, Italy)

[malkio]

I kind of really dig this. #ThanksCuz (at Mumbai, India)

[malkio]

I'm no different than anyone else...Just kidding. #Malta it was real MLA↗FCO↗CDG↗BOM #travel #Work #tarmac #SkyTeam #business

[malkio]

I couldn't let this one go to waste. @Latergram The Squad #MMW2015 #Miami #miamibeach

[malkio]

My view on this fine morning almost made me forget they lost my luggage last night. But I need my underwear. #Malta #WhereTheHellIsMalta #Im007 (at Fortina Spa Resort, Malta)

[malkio]

I am not in Miami anymore so I guess I can take all of this shit off of my wrist. (at Warsaw, Poland)

[malkio]

We just do a little work here and there. So we can go here and there. Thank you @promoonlyinc, @crystal_theoryxpr @siriusxm Great job @whoisdsharp (at 1 Hotel South Beach Rooftop)

[malkio]

The Squad #MMW2015 #siriusxmlounge #Miami #miamibeach I post late sorry. (at South Beach, Miami)

[malkio]

[malkio]

You have the chance right now. Right fucking now.

[malkio]

I'm up though.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

[kawaii--uke]

Lmao the bear is like “bitch”

[harleydeville]

#teambear

[unfaggy]

me at a gay club

[tyleroakley]

i never wanted it to end

[characterlimit]

I don’t remember this scene in Brave

[edwardspoonhands]

As a person who lives in a place with bears, I feel like I need to defend this very loud woman. She probably kayaked to the place where she is, which means that, if the bear wrecks her boat, she’s gonna be stuck.

Also, this is pretty much what you’re supposed to do when you want a bear to not attack you. Keep your bear spray up and be very very loud and annoying. If you’re loud enough the bear will probably just leave you alone (unless it is a hungry grizzly, in which case spay that thing in the face because you are about to die).

Taking a video is not suggested though.

This is not a grizzly, it’s a black bear, which is excellent news for our questionable protagonist.

[malkio]

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You got games and stuff? (at We Deliver)

[malkio]

About last night. #scienceafterdark (at The Franklin Institute)

[malkio]

Good morning everyone. It's 530am here (Atlantic City ). And I'm finally up this early because I want to be...and because I slept on the couch. Return of the #RiseAndGrind @tonechat1211 where is my workout for today?!

[malkio]

When your mom likes every single photo on your instagram... I love you mom. Thanks for making me feel popular for a few minutes.