IMA TELL YOU WHAT A BIRD TOLD ME

THE CODE TO YOUR GATE IS 9-9-3

[malkmadness]

🌟 Mazey + 24 + He/Him 🌟

🦇 irl vampire

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[wombrion]

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[taiwanesekid05]

[krismatic]

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

[funstyle]

The part of tumblr thats just fandoms for the monkees and csny and M*A*S*H*.... it's like we have our own old folks home

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[soundclown]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[doechiisource]

that's the way every day goes ✂️ every time we've no control ✂️ if the sky is pink and white ✂️ if the ground is black and yellow

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[mauricegravy]

[mauricegravy]

[angelicguy]

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

[7dmom]

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

[kavalyera]

this fanfic shit is easy