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Imagine there's an atwq netflix series...
That's it, just imagine that. It's amazing right?
I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if the schism was about whether or not it’s acceptable to put sugar in tea
Friendly reminder that this is pretty much what Sunny looked like in Ersatz Elevator.
I edited vintage ads/posters into sketchy VFD propaganda posters.
just esme squalor things
shoes as weaponry
deciding whether or not to murder people based on how much energy she has
constantly one-upping olaf on disguises
like seriously he’s like ‘i’m gonna be a detective’ and she’s like ‘okay i’m gonna be a super hot motorcycle cop then’
100% self confidence 100% insecurity no middle ground
actually being a weirdly good mum to carmelita?
the dress that looked like fire?????? i am still reeling???
tagliatelle grande
luv my stressed out kids
Rules of the Village of Fowl Devotees
No. 1 - it is illegal to harm a crow
No. 2 - anyone who breaks a rule is burned at the stake
No. 19 - the only pens acceptable within the city limits are ones made from feathers of crows
No. 39 - it is illegal to make anything out of crow feathers
No. 67 - no citizen is allowed to build or use mechanical devices
No. 108 - VFD library cannot contain any books that break any other rules
No. 141 - all prisoners receive bread and water
No. 201 - no murdering
No. 920 - no one may talk on the platform unless you are a police officer
No. 961 - the Council of Elders’ hot fudge sundaes cannot have more than 15 pieces of nuts each
No. 1742 - no one is allowed to escape from jail
No. 2493 - any person who is going to be burned at the stake has the opportunity to make a speech right before the fire is lit
No. 4561 - citizens are not allowed to use their mouths for recreation
No. 19833 - no villains allowed in city limits
like i love klaus baudelaire cos hes everything little boys r told NOT to be ….. hes so delicate & emotional, he cries like every 40 pages, he loves reading and learning n hes really proud of that, hes so soft and physically affectionate with the people he loves, he always says what he feels and he doesnt mind being protected ….. these are all traits u find in GIRLS in most childrens books which is why klaus is so important, he teaches little boys that u can be soft AND heroic AND a boy at the same time which is a lesson boys or men for that matter are rarely if ever taught
Underappreciated Things About A Series of Unfortunate Events
I’m rereading the series right now and I have a lot of thoughts
the time Lemony Snicket wanted you to never, ever do something so he typed never on one page and ever over and over on the entire next page
he once disguised himself as a dustpan
the Cafe Salmonella
Captain Sham because his disguise is a sham geddit
667 Dark Avenue
not really underappreciated but “If you are allergic to a thing it’s generally not a good idea to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if that thing is cats.”
describes a dark place with two solid pages of black ink
““I’m your waiter, Larry,” said the Baudelaires’ waiter, Larry.”
Sunny once said “Busheney” to mean “You’re an evil man with no concern whatsoever for other people.” (this book came out in 2003. think about it.)
Lemony apparently knows Robert Frost
“There is a writer who, like me, is often assumed dead. His name is William Shakespeare.”
this isn’t within the ASOUE text but once in an interview Handler was talking about times when people have been mad about the series and this one woman took umbrage about him once saying that there are times when it’s better to lie and she was like “can you name one” and he was like “nice sweater”
Mr. Poe was the Vice President in Charge of Coins
then he was the Vice President in Charge of Orphan Affairs
puts so much thought into the naming relationship between the siblings and Olaf but then “his name is Dewey cuz he works in a library I’m clocking out”
legit though why the fuck does a count/actor have a massive fuckin tower in his suburban backyard
I’m pretty sure he mentions picnicking at least once in every book and just like. why. that’s a weird coincidence. someone take the poor man on a picnic.
also of the like three time he mentions animals living somewhere he uses the word condominium twice and just. it’s not that notable I guess but why that specific word.
also remember when he stopped mid sentence and was like “I’m gonna relay a fairy tale because the message I need to say is too complex to just write down” so he tells this story about some brat prince wanting diamonds for his birthday and the end is just. lions are dangerous sometimes. like. that’s it.
he just fucking namedrops Mikhail Bulgakov and Haruki Murakami and just. to what end.
in the town infested with crows that perch on the Nevermore Tree Olaf is disguised as Detective Dupin
honestly the amount of literary references here are wild
he once wanted to illustrate deja vu so he put in the same page twice
the way he defines stuff
this is still one of the most subtly sarcastic books I’ve ever read
he once used littering as a way to identify evil people
honestly the messages in this book are the best
having a rough past doesn’t excuse being a shithead
morality is complicated but you’ve got to try your best
you can stop being an ass and change if you want to and good people will be kind about it
like the most infuriating people are the ones who are too scared to stand up to evil stuff (Mr. Poe, Jerome, Hector, Aunt Josephine, etc.)
“well-read people are less likely to be evil”
there’s this bit in The Vile Village where the siblings are thinking about running away with Hector in his self-sustaining hot air balloon and they’re just like yeah everything sucks but we can’t just run away. there’s stuff we want to do on the ground. and I don’t know but that just shook as a kid like that has legit kept me from killing myself three or four times now.
the cathedral of the alleged virgin
there’s tons more but that’s all I can remember right now
Yup they're making a second season, and a third after that ! They're trying to do it quick cause child actors grow up fast, so s2 is expected around january i think
:,)))) THATSS AMAZING!!!!!
wait what are they making a 2nd season !!??? and when is it coming out ????
asoue Lemony: If I had been one of the Baudelaires myself, I would have stood at the edge of town for the rest of my life, whimpering with fear, rather than take even one step into the crow-covered streets...
atwq Lemony: "ha ha get scared later" and I proceeded to launch myself onto the outside of Hangfire's Murder Train
I’m reading All The Wrong Questions and I love it so much Lemony is my son
hopes for season two!
i really hope that in general they do something more interesting with book five. i think they have a lot of time to fill with that book so i’d be keen to see a way bigger vfd plotline while they’re with the quagmires (and obviously they’ll fit their spyglass pieces together, so there’s that)
i hope they do what the books did and keep you guessing about esme’s intentions - although i appreciate it might be difficult, i really think it could be great if you’re really not sure about her until the elevator moment
what i really want in book 6 is for jerome to be given a personality. i don’t really mind what it is. anything will do
please can they discover a spyglass and loads of other weird vfd memorabilia and photographs while they’re searching the squalor penthouse? they could assume jerome is a volunteer as a result. i’ve got such a clear image of them trying to talk to him about it and he’s like ‘yeah….;) ;) ;) volunteer…totally get it, yeah’ but actually he’s 100% confused and just playing along
sunny. climbing. the. elevator shaft. i’m really dedicated to this one, more than the swordfight with orwell. this could be a real moment of independence for sunny. i really hope they keep it
the discovery of the secret tunnel should be way more played up than in the books? i feel like the original book didn’t actually have time to explore some things, and that’s one of them. they popped up in the ashes of their old house. like. it was a big deal
i’d love the series to follow jacques snicket for a brief period before he’s in front of the villagers, like just little snippets. i just want to see more of him
in general, i’d like some explanation of why olaf persistently hides the quagmires in random places for seemingly no good reason, eg. the elevator shaft, the red herring, the fountain. it has never made any sense to me so i’d love it if they work that up a bit
lemony swallows when he narrates jacques’ death, and takes a long pause to maintain his composure
the whole scene that is the baudelaires running around the hospital library while esme tries to kill them with filing cabinets or her knife heels. that whole thing is going to be 10/10
i hope they keep the scene where violet phones the operator at the start of tcc, in desperation, still wearing a hospital gown. if anything i hope we see her get angrier over this than in the books, and actually say what everyone’s thinking: why won’t anyone help us?
esme’s jealous girlfriend routine would be the best piece of television. the ferocious lions cowering in the face of the woman scorned, the bit where she brings them all presents, the bit where she pretends she knew nothing about this, at all, who are you, who am i? i’m just sitting here, i haven’t even been listening, oh someone’s dead? bummer
i seriously hope they do a bit more with the freaks’ low self-worth and how it drives them towards villainy when presented with the opportunity to be considered ‘normal’ and treated with the most basic levels of respect for five minutes. i know it’s a family show, but i’d like them to be a bit upfront about the points they are making in the writing.
Season 2 is officially confirmed! So excited!
Thirteen Kinds of Despair by Lemony Snicket
You may be interested to know that I have categorized thirteen kinds of despair, listed here for your convenience… and arranged by time-of-day, so with planning you may experience all thirteen despairs in a single twenty-four hour period.
The first kind of despair is the suspicion that there is no safe territory outside the warm confines of one’s bedclothes.
The second kind of despair is the sense that even the most elegant of breakfasts is fragile resistance to the oncoming day.
The third kind of despair is finding life as shifty and indiscernible as the Rorschach of crumbs on your plate.
The fourth kind of despair is when the tea is so hot you must leave it alone until it is far too cold.
The fifth kind of despair is the knowledge that with the sun overhead, your shadow has vanished and there is no place to hide.
The sixth kind of despair is when you realize you must close the book you are reading and reluctantly participate in something or other.
The seventh kind of despair is that the sun has set on another day and so little has been done.
The eighth kind of despair is burning dinner in the oven.
The ninth kind of despair is the realization that a bad dinner still creates dirty dishes.
The tenth kind of despair is the presentiment that a darkening sky brings darkening times.
The eleventh kind of despair is the inkling that an evening should have been better spent but that it is almost bedtime.
The twelfth kind of despair is the knowledge that countless others are sleepless with you.
The thirteenth kind of despair occurs at every moment, waking or sleeping, and surely this needs no explanation.
jesus fucking christ