This is one my favorite SNL moments
obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL
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This is one my favorite SNL moments
obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL
What the Bennet family is doing during quarantine...
- Mrs. Bennet would be panicking.
- Mr. Bennet will have locked himself in his library by day 2.Ā
- Jane is making WAY too much tea.Ā
- Lizzie is sneaking out every morning to get her walk in and hanging in her fatherās library reading to him.Ā
- Mary knows everything there is to know about the virus, and wonāt stop talking about it.
- Kitty is coughing which is causing Mrs. Bennet to panic even more.Ā
- Lydia is complaining about not being able to see the officers.Ā
BONUS:
Ā - Darcy isnāt impacted. He hasnāt left his house in monā weeks⦠He hasnāt left his house in weeks.
- Bingley is speed walking laps around Netherfield because heās worried about Jane and in desperate need of socialization and movement.
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This continues to be the single greatest piece of staged dialogue ever created
Wow she slept with ten different guys that is soĀ not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesnāt affect me.
Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan
if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to
Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?
[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.
This post has killed me.
This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary
How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if youāve never fallen like that before?
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I remember a while ago someone was interested in the pirate version of the Shia LaBeouf song that I mentioned so I finally got my shit together and took a video of it. Itās pretty brilliant.
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There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.
I thought you might have been kidding. oh my god.
āThatās the real ending, you can clap.ā
I posted this two years ago and it just got reblogged holy shit how is this still going around?
favorite presidential kid? probably alice roosevelt.
-her mother died two days after she was born and on the same day her maternal grandmother also died. teddy was so sad that he left his newborn daughter with his sister anna for two years and could never bring himself to say his wifeās name so alice who was named after her mother had to be called āleeā, her middle name.
-when teddy remarried, aliceās stepmom edith made it clear that she thought aliceās mom had been beautiful but dumb. when aliceās parents couldnāt handle her anymore, they sent her to her aunt annaās. according to alice, āIf auntie Bye had been a man,Ā sheĀ would have been presidentā. alice claimed to feel one-sixth as loved as her five half-siblings.
-then alice got polio which at the time could kill, not to mention cripple. her stepmom put her through anĀ uncompromising regimen of nightly forced wearing of torturous leg braces and shoes, which left alice with no trace of the disability and able toĀ run up stairs and touch her nose with her toe well into her 80s.
-aliceās dad and stepmom tried to send her to a conservative girlsā school but alice wrote home, āIf you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I willā.
-when teddy became president in 1901, alice became an instant celebrity and fashion icon at age 17. she did scandalous things like smoking cigarettes in public, riding in cars with men, staying out late partying, keeping a pet snake (called emily spinach) in the white house, and placing bets with a bookie.Ā
-she even had a color - alice blue - and a song - alice blue gown - named after her. the press called her princess alice.
-during an imperial cruise to japan, alice jumped into a pool fully dressed and coaxed a congressman in to join her.
-one time a white house visitor commented on aliceās frequent interruptions in the oval office, usually with political advice. after the third interruption, teddy explained, āI can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do bothā.
-in february 1906, alice married congressman nicholas longworth and was the social event of the season. it was attended by more than a thousand guests and thousands gathered outside hoping for a glance of princess alice. she wore a blue wedding dress and cut the wedding cake with a sword.
-alice publicly supported her dadās 1912 presidential candidate while her husband supported president taft. alice appeared on stage in her husbandās own district with her dadās vp candidate. longworth lost by 105 votes and alice joked that she was worth at least 100 votes (meaning she was the reason he lost).
-aliceās campaign against her husband caused a friction in their marriage and longworth was known to be carrying on many affairs. it was also generally accepted knowledge in dc that alice had a long, ongoing affair with senator william borah, who by aliceās own admission was the father of her daughter, paulina. alice had a wicked sense of humor and had initially wanted to name her daughter deborah (as in de Borah).
-after the death of her daughter paulina in 1957, alice fought for and won custody of her granddaughter joanna.Ā
-in the 1950s, aliceās health began to fail her and she broke a hip. she also discovered she was suffering from breast cancer and had to have two mastectomies. in 1960, alice was diagnosed with emphysema.Ā
-alice was also a champion of rights for african-americans. one day, in 1965, aliceās african-american chauffeur and good friend, turner, was driving her to an appointment. turner pulled out in front of a taxi and the driver yelled at him, āWhat do you think youāre doing, you black bastard?ā turner stayed calm but alice told the taxi driver, āHeās taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!ā
-after many years of ill health, alice died of emphysema and pneumonia at age 96, outliving all five of her younger half-siblings.
-her most famous quote was, āIf you havenāt got anything good to say about anybody, come sit next to meā.Ā
-when senator joseph mccarthy joked at a party, āHereās my blind date. I am going to call you Aliceā, she replied, āSenator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may notā.Ā
-she told president lyndon b. johnson that she wore wide-brimmed hats so he couldnāt kiss her.
-when a kkk member dressed in full costume asked her to trust his word, she said, āI never trust a man under sheetsā.
so in summary, alice roosevelt longworth was badass.
this is her:
hereās little alice
more of teen/young adult alice
alice with her daughter paulina
alice as a grand old lady
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u are one of the very few ppl with valid additions to this post, thank u
this gets funnier with each passing year
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