save a horse ride a cosplayer

alli / 20 year old HOMOwner / antimilker everythings on the links page i follow back all

[lafortis]

[unclefather]

[godwisheshewereme]

[20poundgothshoes]

Look at what I saw today

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

[unclefather]

[versacemom]

Me at work everyday

[jellybeaver]

so I clicked on a tasty video and got an ikea as that said

“Another cooking video??? It’s almost 11:45 (it is), do you not have a comfortable mattress? Get one when ikea opens in 10 hours and 15 minutes”

and while yes that’s good marketing on your part ikea, do you understand how fucking terrifyi

[xcoliosis-deactivated20230914]

[achievementt-teeth]

I laughed way more than I should have

[drearyhours]

[scotianostra]

[fangirlycupcake]

Is that how you think I fucking walk

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[lmaonade]

we found him. the man crush monday 

[hungwy]

What if chairs just fucked your shit up while you were trying to sit on them

[drdaanvondutch]

The electric chair….

[hungwy]

Me on my new chair

[sowiesosoo]

[tinyghosthands]

yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you

[krabby-kronicle]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon

[fkaheterosexual]