malstant

any pfp by eligobrrrrr most insane mononoke 2007 fan

[doomsmyyuri]

when im so locked out i need to pull out my obscure and niche japanese bands from the mid 2000s 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[malstant]

your tags on the latest drug survey are actually killing me like i burstout laughing

like seriously. if the medicine sellers just sold their bathwater, they’d never have to worry about sales or profit ever again (joke)

iM CRYINGGGG IM SO LATE BUT YES LMAOAOOAOA

[sosadraws]

I don't think I've uploaded this here???

When I watched EEAAO this scene reminded me of chapter 99, so I HAD to draw this crossover.

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[son-of-crows-and-rats]

[rosewoof]

[csny]

final vestiges of humanity:

•train stations

•self-serve/self-pay coffee and tea kiosks

•facebook marketplace

[malstant]

the internet

[hydrahowl]

when a dragons wings are too small to realistically fly thats fine its reasonable i think to size them down to allow them to fit in a space better and be more readable as a character. but outside of really specific circumstances (like cartoonishly small wings) when a dragons wing webbing stops way too far up? punishable by death. in seymourworld.

[hydrahowl]

sooo many dragon designs look like the last thing and it pisses me of. stopppp

[dovewithscales]

No, but yes. The reason insects can have a single connection point like that is because they have a completely different type of wing which operates on a different set of laws of physics. To hideously oversimplify it for the sake of brevity, they're so small and light they can basically treat air like a fluid.

Birds, and anything larger than a bird, are using their entire body as a single plane with which to generate lift. Insects don't have to, but they do need to be able to move their wings at a lot of different angles very quickly. And hummingbirds split the difference between the two.

[malstant]

if bugs cna treat air lljike fluid then why cnat they swim

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[malstant]

im 99% sure theres a corpse in there

[crouton-knight]

No Swimming

Bit of personal art between commissions. That sign is there for a reason.

Posted using PostyBirb

[mariettamanon]

[malstant]

sometimes I wish I was a gay man but then I feel like a manic pixie he/him lesbian

[bakudekuficlibrary]

BakuDeku: Angst with an Unhappy Ending

4 Series. 76 Works.

Keep reading

[finrays]

IMPORTANT UPDATE, HE CAN HOLD A BOTTLE OF PAINKILLERS

[molabuddy]

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

[jams-sims]

Anyway I can start making shit post now-

I know for a fact that their being 64 'Medicine Seller' be pissing people off (the ones who may possibly live long enough to see 2 different Medicine sellers.) Its canon they be havin people PRESSED.

Someone: medicine seller- what are you selling hopes and dreams! Do any of you have a medical degree!?

All 63 Medicine Seller: Mm.

One Medicine Seller way in the back number 64: I got my doctorates.

[malstant]

JUST finsihed reading land of the lustrous/houseki no kuni like, 5 minutes ago. holy shit

that changed me

spiritually

HOLY SHIT????

[malstant]

drama queen