maltstream

[gaypiratesgalore]

Queen Elizabeth

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[maltstream]

It me, I’m the Taurus

[brakken]

skeletons

[alinahazy]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

[alinahazy]

I’ll never stop reblogging this

[chiaroart]

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

[demilypyro]

oh to be the queen of a group of dumb yet capable boys who respect and adore me in equal measure

[demilypyro]

no, more like a fan club, or some very enthusiastic bodyguards

[demilypyro]

yEAH

[kaomera]

you want to be a 60s Batman TV villain and that is incredibly fucking valid

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[mjalti]

[mysharona1987]

[notallmensheviks]

brb thinking about the immortality of the crab

[omghotmemes]

Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job

[tekweela]

this rn

[cvdi]

[errrrkkk]

Kid Cudi "Sad People" live on SNL

[franciswilloughby]

[homofied]

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

[nightwingvixen23]

Jason : there’s a full moon this Easter, you know what that means

Tim :

Jason :

Tim : werewolf Jesus ?

Jason : *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus

Tim : *sighs*

[maltstream]

@eloquentdreams

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tendercoretroglodyke]

[thesnarksarereal]

When women write the mental breakdown: