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Love you 3000
I am really convinced that this is how their arguments go.
Happy Halloween ! š š
Really finished it last minute but hope you enjoy it nevertheless āØ
Pansy being an absolute icon, Harry putting Draco in a costume and Blaise being Blaise. Perhaps next Halloween we can get them into some Halloween party activities š
Have a nice week my loveliesāØš
Quick reminder, that we often try to catch up with some super artist that isnāt even real. You know, that one who can do absolutely anything, learnt it within a week, doesnāt need any sleep and is working on like a hundred successful projects at the same time. Weāre being all sad and frustrated because we think weāre no good compared to that one super artist. But then, who is?
this video is making me SOB
Letās play: Things you will only hear on Phineas and Ferb
Iāll start.
āI too feel a certain element of kabob-ismā Ā Ā
āThen weāll float around, like menā
āI am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.ā
āSorbets are entirely made out of fancy people.ā
āWhat? Do you think weāll need more bulgarian folk dance music?ā
ānothing says mothers love like a giant, robotic, platypus butt.ā
āYou know what I like about our friends? We say things like āWeāre gonna douse you with ant pheromonesā and theyāre just like āOkay, whateverā. Theyāre so cool!ā
āWell it wasnāt really a pool, it was more of a⦠letās just say it only had water in it on alternating Thursdays.ā
āSee, it had occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And byĀ āfireā I meanĀ āPerry the Platypusā. And byĀ āfireā I ALSO meanĀ āPerry the Platypusā. ⦠It occurred to me while I was on fire.ā
āIām just saying, as a non sequitur, a talking zebra seems a littleā¦āĀ āForced?āĀ āYeah, forced!ā
āRun for your lives, itās gnome-ageddon!ā
āLook, theyāve started their own overpriced coffee franchiseā¦thatās so 90s.ā
āI am a dry-cleaning wheel. Why do I exist?ā
āI have life-sized molds of all my friends.ā
āNever eat a cactus if you are out of practiceā
āWhy do my nostrils whisper to me?ā
āMove to France and refuse to speak French!ā
Viktor taking Lās for the Olympics: A clichĆ© prediction for the Yuri on Ice⢠Movie.Ā
Katsudon - Yuri!!! on Ice
You might not want to be a pork cutlet, but with this recipe you can totally eat a pork cutlet! Ā And, really, what could be more desirable than a steaming bowl of rice, breaded pork cutlet, onions, and egg. Funnily enough, katsu and the word for victory are pronounced the same in Japanese (ć«ć and åć¤, respectively), so athletes will often eat some katsudon before or after they compete. So, in honor if Yuri Katsukiās birthday, make some tasty katsudon!
Feeds 2
Ingredients:
3 cups cooked rice ( following this recipe if you can. Ā Feel free to make it ahead of time and heat it up before plating, but Iāll let you know when to start cooking the rice if you want to make everything all at once)
2 boneless pork chops (and a meat mallet)
Salt and pepper
Flour for dusting
1 egg, beaten, for breading
1 cup panko
½ cup dashi stock (you can use chicken or vegetable stock if you canāt get a holdĀ of some dashi or dashi powder)
1 Tbsp. soy sauce
2 Tbsp. mirin
2 tsp. sugar
1 small onion, sliced thin
2 eggs
¼ cup peas (alternatively, you can top it with scallions/green onions, thinly sliced nori, sesame seeds, whole snowpeas, and any combination of any of these)
Instructions:
Begin heating up some oil in a deep pan on the stove. Ā About ½ā of oil should do. Ā Alternatively, if you have a deep fryer and feel comfortable using it, go ahead a use that for the pork katsu.
Use a meat mallet to pound the pork to about ¼ā thick.
Season the pork chops with salt and pepper, and dust them with the flour.
Dip the pork into the first beaten egg, then coat them with panko crumbs.
Once the oil is hot (get some water on your hand and flick it into the oil from a safe distance above, if it sizzles and pops, the oil is ready), place the breaded pork into the oil. Ā Fry them until golden brown on each side. Ā Once theyāre cooked, remove them from the oil, and set them aside on a plate with some paper towels to absorb the excess oil.
If you havenāt already made your rice, start cooking it now, using this recipe.
Add the stock, soy sauce, mirin and sugar to a pan (one big enough to hold both pork chops) and bring it to a simmer. Ā Add in the onions and cover the pan with a lid.
Once the onions are translucent, slice the pork katsu, and carefully (as to keep the slices together, treating them as if it were still a whole cutlet) add it on top of the onions.
Beat the remaining two eggs and pour them on top of the pork katsu. Ā Cover the pan with the lid.
Begin portioning the rice into two bowls.
Once the eggs are done (still kind of jiggly and slimy looking, but definitely not liquid anymore. Ā If youāre squeamish about eggs, feel free to cook it a bit longer, but be careful not to allow the egg to become dry and fluffy), pick up the pan and slide/pour the sauce, onions, katsu, and egg onto the rice in the bowl.
Top with peas or your choice of garnish.
Reward yourself with this delicious meal. (But only after you win the skating competition, of course.)
Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didnāt want lost to the wind
Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)
Feels like home, yāknow?
Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.
Hereās the short comic I made for @pichikuiāās Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! Sheās selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES š»š!!
Not nearly enoughĀ āSirius Black makes himself at home in Privet Drive because thereās nothing the Dursleys can do to get him to leaveā fic out there, and itās a crying shame.
Harry just rolling up like WHADDUP THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FAMILAR HE EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTS ME BY MAULING PEOPLE WHO THREATEN ME.Ā And Sirus dog-charades AND THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT COUCH YOU CAN SIT ON THE FLOOR FUCKERS. You know what else is goodĀ āDudley gets on top of how fucked up his parents are fasterā fic, and i feel likeĀ āSirius Lives at Privet Driveā dovetails nicely into this:
Dudley, age 14 and realizing his motherās Loving-but-Ill-advised cooking is setting him up for some serious health problems, and that heās tall enough to look his dad in the eye now, so his previous rationale ofĀ āIf heās hitting Harry heās not Hitting Meā doesnāt hold up now, and goes full Eye of The Tiger to cope.
This means Sirus gets dragged along on a lot of Parent-avoidingĀ āWalkiesā
So many that one evening after a fight Dudley is trying to round up Harry and Sirius for a cooldown run and Sirius groansĀ āOh youāre big lads you can jog to the tesco on your own.ā from the couch Thereās a hot moment of silence.
āHeās a Magic Dog.ā Says Harry.
āWhat do you mean your dog is a 40-year-old man?ā āWhat do you mean your Dadās BFF?ā āWhat do you mean convicted criminal?ā What do you mean WIZARD HITLER WANTS YOUR HIDE??ā ā..Shit I gotta up my workout routine.ā āYouāre not gonna punch Voldermort out Dudley.ā āNot with these wimpy biceps I wonāt.ā
Shitās getting increasingly tense in the house so when Ron announces they have tickets to the Quidditch World Cup Harry has to askĀ āHey, can Dudley come too?ā
Dudley might be short on wizarding skills but one thing heās learned at Fancy rich boy School is the art of Schmooze.Ā They meet Corneilus Fudge and Dudley charms the hell out of him. Fudge doesnāt even realize heās not a Wizard.Ā Ā Harry tries to impress upon him theĀ āVOLDERMORTāS ALIVE WITH A CULT DIPSHITā upon him and nearly ends up in tears before Dudley takes his arm and whispersĀ āLet me Handle This.ā
Thirty minutes later Corneilus is organizing a Task Force of Aurors.Ā
āWhat the fuck do they teach you there?ā asks Harry. āOh, buttering egos, Trigonometry, grift, the usual.ā āWhatās Trigonometry?ā Asks Ron, walking with them on a field trip through Muggle London for Nandos.Ā Dudleyās UncleĀ āGerald Whiteā is supervising them itās fine. Dudley stares for a moment. āYou guys⦠are learning math, along with your Divination and Transmorfigication and whatsits, right?ā There is an awkward silence. Even Sirius considers morphing back into a dog to avoid this conversation. āOh for fucks sake.ā Sighs Dudley, texting Hermionie to see if she brought her Muggle textbooks along.
(She Did)
IDK what happens when the school year starts but I love the idea ofĀ āWell some snitch (Snape) might notice if Sirus is hanging around, so instead he goes with Dudley to Fancy Rich Boy School.Ā Maybe theyāre short a teacher there and he can reccomend his friend Remus, currently out of work for reasons that arenāt his faultā¦
ā..Shit I gotta up my workout routine.ā
āYouāre not gonna punch Voldermort out Dudley.ā
āNot with these wimpy biceps I wonāt.ā
Only accepted canon from now on, fight me
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Not even in this fandom except as an amused bystander and I still think this is glorious.
The Civil War Trailer
Steve Rogers: (ąø'Ģ-'Ģ)ąø
Sam Wilson: Look man, I know this is important but please think about it before trying to fight like, everyone
Steve Rogers: (ąø'Ģ-'Ģ)ąø
Sam Wilson : *sigh*
Sam Wilson: (ąø'Ģ-'Ģ)ąø
girls after saying something smart: So yeah
Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:
... If that makes sense?
Girls after expressing a personal opinion: if you think that's okay haha maybe
Girls saying something they know to be absolutely correct and spent years studying: if I remember correctly
okay, so iām not sure if everyone heard of what happened on the bachelor vietnam a few weeks back, but basically one contestant professed her love for another one on national TV:
at first, after the contestant minh thu professed her love for the other contestant truc nhu, they walked out of the show together:
but apparently afterwards, the bachelor quoc trung met up with truc nhu and convinced her to remain on the show, which pretty much broke hearts everywhere:
BUT i just found out that minh thu and truc nhu are officially together as a couple!!!
twentygayteen just keeps on giving!!!!
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