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[saveyourhelplessspite]

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

[charlemane]

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[implalazz]

[captainlordauditor]

i cant believe this one is missing

[lavenderbrigade]

some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[funny-tik-toks]

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[gorps]

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[wildgifthorses]

It's funny that the USSR literally outlawed the celebration of Christmas and then peacefully dissolved itself as a government on December 25th 1991. Brief intrusion of TV Christmas movie logic into our reality.

[norahsdove]

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

[bippus]

Flubber?

[norahsdove]

I've never seen flubber.

[bippus]

Asshole

[dogpuppy]

[chateaudilf]

Fetishizing nyc the same way people do japan

[chateaudilf]

See this little tab? This is new York engineering at play. It keeps you from spilling hot drinks on yourself, meaning you can pull the tab open when you're ready to drink your cawf-ee (coffee). New York is living in 2050.

[sparklebog]

This is what New Yorkers are already doing

[charl0ttan]

calculator wrapped you set three alarms here you dumb bitch