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Jackson. Australia.

[https-graces]

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

[everyone-hearts-it]

But boys don’t get periods??? lol 

[https-graces]

[shouldnt]

I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

[k0gaball]

some fuckboy: where’s my hug?

me: 

[diorum]

∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[entropvy]

goals

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

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[pizzaotter]

[hillaryclinton-deactivated20241]

[meanplastic]

[nannereater]

[weloveshortvideos]

[unclefather]

MY POOP IS COMING

[kushdrinker-deactivated20140817]

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u 

[uber-cheeseballs-blog]

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

[sohpies-deactivated20210525]

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

[american-wet-dream]

making decisions solely based on what your companion likes

[primevideouk]

Rami Malek behind the scenes of Mr Robot.

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

hacker: im in me:

hacker: im out

[pureyiff-deactivated20171213]