I am trying to drink this whole (plastic) bottle of wine and it is going so poorly. I am not even halfway through it and I Am SO drunk lolololol. I have degenerated into watching grace helnig youtube vids.
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I am trying to drink this whole (plastic) bottle of wine and it is going so poorly. I am not even halfway through it and I Am SO drunk lolololol. I have degenerated into watching grace helnig youtube vids.
i want to know more about the warrior ladies family if icicle nap never happened
OK ANON, I totally forgot about this because when I first read it I was out of town with only mobile, but I am not gonna let this go unanswered, no siree, because I have feelings and ideas.
So basically in my dreamworld, the Twilight of the Gods dealio ALSO never happens, so they aren’t on the run with her. I see Amarice becoming their live-in babysitter; she’s already got the bratty teen vibe going on, making her be the babysitter works juuuust fiiine. Joxer WANTS to be Eve’s babysitter but Gabrielle and Xena never leave her with just him because they are worrywarts and want someone who can fight and protect Eve there at all times. Joxer and Amarice basically become squabbling siblings. Xena gives them a stern lecture on proper infant care and Gabrielle reminds her that they’ve both literally thrown babies so maybe they don’t have a lot of room to judge.
Imagine Eve saying her first word, “mama,” and it occurring to Gabrielle that she wants to have a special name too but they can’t both be mama, that would be confusing, maybe she could be mom instead? And meanwhile imagine that people keep friggin’ asking who Eve’s dad is and Gabrielle and Xena both always saying it’s Gabrielle. So when they leave Eve with Joxer for a bit to go do their fighting, Xena says Gabrielle can be “dad” and keeps being a SUPER LITTLE SHIT ABOUT IT - Gabrielle says no way at first because she thinks its dumb to pretend that they’re anything but two moms - so they start coming up with more and more heinous “names Eve could call you” for each other while they’re kicking ass. When they get back, Gabrielle fusses over Eve and an always oblivious Joxer says “Awww you’re such a good dad!” and then Eve calls Gabrielle “dada.” Xena’s all OH CRAP and a little panicky - all like I’m sure we can teach her to stop saying that, aw man, I was just kidding - but Gabrielle just kind of laughs and says it’s grown on her. Then Joxer calls them Xemom and Dadrielle and they groan and Gabrielle punches his shoulder entirely too hard.
Or Ares starting off watching Eve with sinister, potential-new-Chosen intent, but Dite catches him at it and says nu-uh, with parents as in love as that she’s totally going to be MY Chosen, so they start both trying to be the favorite Aunt/Uncle when Xena and Gabrielle are away or asleep and Ares’ entire plot is derailed by this competition. At some point they come upon Ares and Dite totally hamming it up trying to get Eve to laugh and bribing her with gifts and Xena and Gabrielle are VERY PERPLEXED.
Or because I’m a garbage sucker for tropes, Amarice is supposed to be looking after Eve while Xena and Gabrielle are off seeing a play for Gabrielle’s birthday, but she wants to meet up with Arman instead, so she ditched Eve with Joxer. Amarice figures since Xena and Gabrielle aren’t even involved in anything dangerous at the moment it will be fine, but some bandit or another attacks and Joxer has to save the day alone and HE DOES! He’s so proud! But he doesn’t tell Xena and Gabrielle about it because he doesn’t want to get Amarice in trouble and it’s a pseudo-sibling bonding moment for them (Xena totally figures it out anyway).
Or Xena and Gabrielle taking Eve to meet Gabrielle’s family and having to explain just how Eve was conceived. Xena being really miffed that they don’t believe them, but refusing to admit it, so she starts bringing up more and more ridiculous stuff from their pasts that she assumes they already believe and finding out they think it’s all hogwash, even after Hope and the Destroyer. Xena and Gabrielle then being comically obsessed with something happening while they are there to PROVE that they aren’t full of it but for once in their life NOTHING HAPPENS NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO. IT IS SO FRUSTRATING THEY FORGET TO ENJOY THE PEACE AND QUIET.
Man. Gabrielle teaching Eve to read! Xena making toddler Eve a toy staff when she asks for a toy sword! Eve trying to do the warcry! Eve running around with a brood of Amazon children! I could literally come up with ideas for this forever!
Let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love
Jalāl ad-Dīn Muhammad Rūmī (1207 - 1273) Persian, Sufi poet (via panatmansam)
Most writers were the kids who easily, almost automatically, got A’s in English class. (There are exceptions, but they often also seem to be exceptions to the general writerly habit of putting off writing as long as possible.) At an early age, when grammar school teachers were struggling to inculcate the lesson that effort was the main key to success in school, these future scribblers gave the obvious lie to this assertion. Where others read haltingly, they were plowing two grades ahead in the reading workbooks. These are the kids who turned in a completed YA novel for their fifth-grade project. It isn’t that they never failed, but at a very early age, they didn’t have to fail much; their natural talents kept them at the head of the class. This teaches a very bad, very false lesson: that success in work mostly depends on natural talent. Unfortunately, when you are a professional writer, you are competing with all the other kids who were at the top of their English classes. Your stuff may not—indeed, probably won’t—be the best anymore. If you’ve spent most of your life cruising ahead on natural ability, doing what came easily and quickly, every word you write becomes a test of just how much ability you have, every article a referendum on how good a writer you are. As long as you have not written that article, that speech, that novel, it could still be good. Before you take to the keys, you are Proust and Oscar Wilde and George Orwell all rolled up into one delicious package. By the time you’re finished, you’re more like one of those 1940’s pulp hacks who strung hundred-page paragraphs together with semicolons because it was too much effort to figure out where the sentence should end.
Why Writers Are the Worst Procrastinators - Megan McArdle - The Atlantic
The Why Writing Is So Hard field of psychology is very interesting to me.
(via sociolab)
Oh, I beg you, can I follow? Oh, I ask you, wanna always Be the ocean, where I unravel Be my only, be the water where I’m wading You’re my river running high, run deep, run wild
Lykke Li - I Follow Rivers
So I really want a buddy cop movie staring these two. And so… This happened
OMG! I am laughing SO MUCH! This!
I would probably crap my pants in glee
Kristen Stewart during the Chanel 2015/16 Cruise Collection show in Seoul, South Korea (May 4, 2015)
CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA IS NOT FUCKING OK
where is Valentine! She disappeared 40 min from the end without any fucking explanation. Can anyone explain this to me. Did she commit suicide. Did she run away. Was she always a figment of Maria Ender’’s imagination. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
The two of them had this whole tension and then it was just gone. GONE. GONE I SAY. IT’S NOT FAIR. I never thought I would miss Kristen Stewart so much as when she’s supposed to be there and she’s not there.What the actual shit
You guys. It took me so long to type this without errors bc A) Hungarian keyboard and B) drunkest i’ve been in a while so pls: help a sister out. HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS MOVIE. WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT?
naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition
[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin
manateeselfies I thought this was about us at first
\WHATTTTTT 1?!?!!!!!
yeeeeeeee CONSTELLATIONS ARE THE SHIT
Regina Mills is gay. Deal with it bitchees.
This is so surreal it looks fake almost
I wonder if it keeps old white men up at night that the world is run by two black women
Yo so I am consciously unplugging
I’ll be on hiatus for a few weeks. I’ll be traveling through Europe and won’t have time for fangirling via tumblr (as much as it pains me to admit).
I will, however, be posting pictures/random musings along the way via another tumblr. Message me if you'd like the url!
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I think netflix made a mistake..
Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button
imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters
Tatiana Maslany plays the part of six clones, including a four-clone scene through one clone’s point of view and a two-clone same-scene clone swap with a clone slap, while also voicing a scorpion in the season three premiere of Orphan Black.
Agent Carter + tumblr text posts, pt.2 [pt.1]