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@manbatthealcoholictoddler
guess who ingested some foreign objects!
also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)
bastard man ate some rubber bands
hi im sorry but âpatient: the voidâ is the greatest string of letters ever created
ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
âNo woman needs youâ said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
Maybe you werenât stubborn about having to use a medical device
Maybe you accepted it with ease
That doesnât mean youâre weak or giving up
It means you know your body and want whatâs best for it
some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit youâve been going thru and it really shows and iâm proud of u
me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?
that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah
percy jackson audiobooks but theyâre narrated by john mulaney
âYou want the lightning bolt? Go get it!â
Gods: glad u survived the monsters we saw it from the throne room.
Percy: and you SAW what the monsters were doing to us
Gods: yeah bc we were sitting on the thrones
Percy: and yet you did NOTHING
Gods: ya bc we were SITTING on the THRONES
*minotaur shows up to the Battle of Manhattan* and THATâS when the afternoon went from BAD to TERRIBLE
âIâve never really cared about Greek Mythology. But then, last spring, the STRANGEST THING happened!â
âAnd then Mr. D said: âIf I had my way, I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames.â You know, how you talk to a child.â
âGrover asked me if I liked Annabeth, and I said âNo.â You know, like a liar.â
I think you guys have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks are.
I think you have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks NEED to be
Capitalist culture is service industry workers not being allowed to sit down for their entire shifts, no matter how dead the traffic flow gets.
Capitalist culture is service industry workers sacrificing their comfort for antagonizing and pervy customers who are âalways rightâ.
Capitalist culture is giving students homework in order to prepare them for their future careers where theyâll inevitably need to âtake work home with themâ or work extra hours in order to put bread on the table.
Capitalist culture is helping physically/mentally ill people only to the extent that theyâre able to generate profitable labor again.
Capitalist culture is destroying food that canât be sold rather than distributing it to poor people according to need.
Capitalist culture is monetizing knowledge and making it artificially scarce so that owners can profit and laypeople are left in the dark.
Capitalist culture is bosses threatening workers with replacement by machines if their wage demands become âtoo highâ.
Capitalist culture is forcing people to work bullshit jobs that donât need to be done and squandering the wider social potential of automation.
Capitalist culture is the US government backing violent coups of democratically-elected presidents in other countries and installing fascist dictatorships so that elite material interests are catered to â only to then get super offended that another country would dare interfere with their 2016 elections.
Capitalist culture is pretending to care about the underdog, only to then advocate policies that concentrate wealth and power into fewer and fewer hands.
Capitalist culture is pretending to care about the pursuit of happiness, only to then structure society so that the overwhelming majority are forced into soul-crushing assembly line/service industry/consumerist jobs under the threat of homelessness and starvation.
Capitalist culture is pretending to oppose an unaccountable economic coordinator class that makes all the major decisions, despite that being the exact description of bosses, landlords, and billionaires under capitalism.
grumpy retired tief
Listen. Iâm sure somewhere thereâs something to be said for âcreating a story around the players and not the charactersâ but
Telling any character created by Travis McElroy âthis is not your world to saveâ is an instant recipe for heartbreak
you woke up today, and iâm so glad youâre here. youâre important, and you exist for a reason
*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class
some of you.. have never watched a telenovela and it shows
i dont even know what that is
and it shows