Alex the siren

I have randomness all over the place, please never excpect the same thing for more than a month Just kidding but for real my shit makes little to no sence. 

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[platiddypus]

honestly ive been seeing this post on my dash for like 3 years and people are still adding to it it just gets longer and longer its never gonna die

[pixie-mage]

Can the rumors be true?

Only one way to find out…

It couldn’t possibly be–

PIXIE-STIX IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!

…

DID YOU SEE THIS SHIT?!

Ya know what…

I’m burning this nightmare.

[loverofpiggies]

Thank you world for this gift.

[lucifers-spider-deactivated2020]

[manda506]

I will never get over Sam Winchester cuteing his way out of akward situations

[trashblossomart]

Does Cas think in Enochian or English?

[manda506]

This question fucked with my head more than it should have.

[angelofthelordcreations]

He even looks sexy when he’s going to turn a tv on

[tinkdw]

My experience being a Sam!girl who also ships Destiel has been weird. Sam meta is hard to find on Destiel blogs, but hate for Destiel is surprisingly common on Sam-centric blogs. I find the Destiel side of fandom more welcoming and a lot less hateful, but still, it feels like choosing between "That character you love? Oh yeah, he's cool I guess" and "That ship you love? It doesn't exist, seek professional help you delusional heller". It feels like I don't really belong anywhere in the fandom.

Aw hun you definitely belong! ❤️

Everyone and I mean everyone I speak to regularly and who I follow loves Sam (I don’t have any friends who dislike any of tfw to be fair, we love em all) and probably 90% of people I speak to regularly ship Destiel.

There’s no choice that has to be made, it’s ironic anyway right cos most of us see Sam as the biggest Destiel shipper anyway 😆 Even if the story does make it that Sam doesn’t know to expose it to the audience as he realises you can bet that once he does he will be the biggest shipper 😏

Sure sometimes on the meta side our content is more Dean focused these days because the show is more Dean focused so we write a lot about Destiel, performing!Dean etc and this season and last are very Cas focused with his getting out of the depression (and human) arc, but I was so hoping myself that the next half of the season would be Sam focused… I’m not sure on that now the Dean stuff seems to be dragging again… BUT I am still confident that the last season should be very Sam focused to circle back around to the start 😊

So nonny you definitely belong, if you want Sam stuff send us some asks, I know myself and @elizabethrobertajones in particular love getting our teeth into Sam and I love her Sam shoe saga 🤣

Big Moose hug for ya!

[manda506]

All Sam loving Destiel shippers are welcome here! I repeat, you are welcome. Sam is as much a part of the ship as Dean and Cas. He is Deans only family that he trusts Cas to watch over. To Dean anyone who dosent love Sammy dosent love him. 

[bringmepieassbutt-deactivated20]

Headcanon accepted

[manda506]

I wish this was a thing

[magneticghouls]

Reblog if you are a Destiel positive blog so I can follow you

I don’t care if you blog other fandoms either, I just need more of the boys on my dash. 

[darlingtonbubbles]

Just wanted to share this lovely post I found on Facebook. Think people. Think of who you’re really hurting.

[manta-rae0330]

Small Closet Problems

Don’t you hate it when you try to go far back inside your closet to search for Narnia except you have a REALY small closet but thats OK because Narnia is just past one or two more piles of dirty flannels so you keep going and you are so close BUT THEN DEAN FREAKING WINCHESTER IS BLOCKING THE MAGICAL PORTAL AND YOU CANT GO AROUND HIM BECAUSE YOUR CLOSET IS TO FRICKETY FRACKITY SMALL AND HE REFUSES TO COME OUT so you just sit down for hours  days years and think about how wonderfluffly fantasytastical it would be if he came out of the closet in this lifetime

[manda506]

I don’t care if you think he’s gay stright or into octopods, thats fucking funny!

[manda506]

Dead, this new Supernatural ep killed me. Dean my baby, I feel your pain! Just yell it out, well all want him back. I know I have shipper goggles butd I can’t handel this level of heart ach, if this is bromance then fuck me in the ass and call me Shelly. I want me some of that bromance, stat!

[manda506]

Just some thoughts on Dean

I was thinking for some time now that it would be cool from a story stand point if Dean had Angel blood. It would make him being the opposite of Sam a bit more interesting. I don’t know, am I the only one who thought about this?

[helpimanspnfan]

Castiel being a rebellious angel 

[vizzie1-deactivated20201129]

If you ship straight characters in a straight relationship: Cool.

If you ship straight characters in a queer relationship: Go for it.

If you ship queer characters in a queer relationship: Have fun.

If you ship queer characters in a straight relationship: Awesome.

If you ship any combination of characters in any type of relationship: You do you.

Ship whoever you want. I’m not the ship police, casting judgement on your creative thought.

[manda506]

The shippers right everyone!

[aoitrinity]

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would one day become enamored with a lube company, but…well…here I am.

[mysharona1987]

[smitethestate]

Why do so many Christians know nothing about Jesus.

[queenofthecommunistcannibals]

Jesus was the least Capitalist entity that ever lived. 

“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” (Matthew 19:24) 

Let’s not forget the Cleansing of the Temple in which the moneylenders and merchants were selling their wares and threw everyone out:  “In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers at their business.  And making a whip of cords, he drove them all, with the sheep and oxen, out of the temple; and he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables.  And he told those who sold the pigeons, ‘Take these things away; you shall not make my Father’s house a house of trade.’ (John 2:14-16).  Jesus is so mad about Capitalism being mixed in his religion he FLIPS TABLES.  

 And were taking advantage of the poor while pretending to be holy: “They devour widows’ houses and for the sake of appearance say long prayers. They will receive the greater condemnation.” (Luke 20:47) The POOR were the people Jesus felt for, not the people making money off of them and PRETENDING to care.

AND! don’t forget Jesus reached out to the disenfranchised, the meek, social pariahs like lepers, etc.  He CREATED safe spaces.  

In its earliest years the people most likely to convert to Christianity in the Roman world were women and slaves.  THE UNDER CLASS.  

Christianity, at its roots, is about empowering and caring for the disenfranchised.  It frowns upon materialism.  I feel like modern Christians need to sit down and actually READ THE DAMN BIBLE, especially since so many of them want to take EVERY WORD LITERALLY. 

Jesus would be PISSED at so many “Christians” today. 

[beameized]

Jesus: dad I made a terrible decision God the Father: you were young son God the Holy Spirit: well you already sent me there and the humans still ignore me what do we do now Mary: I think it is time you send me down there so I can give these kids a piece Jesus: no mom Mary: if I raised you right then I can raise these kids right. I’ve given them subtle whispets but nothing is happening. Send me down to the vatican at once!

And so mary is sent to the vatican… and she returns lowkey pissed

Mary: why is it full of men??????? Jesus: well I chose the 12 apostles and they thought I wanted dudes to lead the church and… Mary: god they would flip when they learn you are just gay Jesus: IM NOT GAY MOM IM BI REMEMBER MARY MAGDALENE??? Mary: oh right I’m sorry son but that never worked out well did it? God the Father: maybe it is time for another floo– Everyone: NO God the Holy Spirit: we know you and floods and plagues and wars and genocide and patriachy and slavery have a history but we need to look at things differently Mary: LIKE SMITING THOSE HISTORIES OF YOURS ESP PATRIACHY Jesus: mom pls Mary: I did not carry you for 9 months and raise you just so uuuummm your self proclaimed followers could be patriachal, sexist and homophobic not to mention uncaring and selfish what happened to love your neighbor as you love yourself well they must not love themselves at all God the Father: so we are doing the flood????? It has been so long since the large big flood I miss floo– God the Holy Spirit: nope God the Father: :( Jesus: maybe I should go

Jesus goes down and comes back up crying

Jesus: they called me slurs! And deranged and gay Mary: you are gay (God the) son Jesus: yes but like in a bad way Mary: I THINK THE FLOOD IS A GOOD IDEA God the Father: finally my time to shine Jesus/ God the Holy Spirit: DONT God the Father: you are no fun Mary: who were the humans who hurt you if we can’t have a flood I can at leasy show them. Come with me angels

Meanwhile in hell… Lucifer: so god was like humans are great and nice but then he later smites them and floods them AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG HUMANS ARE TERRIBLE ANTI-HUMAN TM Soul 1: does he ever stop talking about his failed friendship with God? Soul 2: he never stops Soul 1: how do you guys live with this Soul 2: i know its hell Soul 3: i have popcorn hell has the perfect temp for popping popcorn

[manda506]

I think....I...I’m pretty sure I just read fanfiction about God and the Bible and I'm laughing so hard it hurts!

[winchester-reload]

I had to do it

[manda506]

I love this fandom...I don't know where my life would be without it anymore.

[sapphire-n-emerald]

Scientific Proof that Cas is a Bunny.

Dean loves Bunny. 

Dean calls Bunny, “Hey, buddy.”

Dean hugs Bunny.

Dean is confused about what he is feeling when he encounters Bunny.

Bonus Proof: Dean & Cas breed like bunnies.

[manda506]

As much as I want to fight this claim the evidence is just too overwhelming....