I am only one person.

32. OH. Sassy af.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[beeefy]

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Han Solo and Shrek is almost wearing the same clothes.

[pivotpivotpivot-archive]

[everythingfox]

nom

Juniper the Fox

[bob-belcher]

[mens-rights-activia]

How to write an early 2000’s garage band song

[youindangergurl2]

😂😂

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

[maccymacdonald]

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

[pinkpolkabat]

me: oh this sounds cool

generator: edgy furry

me:

[normalpancakes]

gay pokémon hmmmm

[dee-the-red-witch]

…urban goth.

I’m not escaping this ever.

[callmebliss]

Virus rave.

[ixiagrey]

Capitalism Witch. 

I’m not sure how I feel about this. 

[nudityandnerdery]

Flower dad. I’m okay with that.

[geekghoulsmash]

gordon ramsay abomination

…i…um…uh…yeah…

[mandifufuface]

Hot Topic ghost. How does it know?

[allsonargent]

I am Winston L'Andre Bishop and this is the king of cats, lover of mats, no friend of rats, the kitty from Angel City, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop.

[teacherofwumbology]

Me when I listen to the front bottoms

[macrolit]

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

George Eliot (b. 22 November 1819)

[jessekattsopolis]

[robotcosmonaut]

[180069death]

mood

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via keelythepest)

[ruinedchildhood]

[thesquarecomics]

Alarm Clock Life