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intimate shower

#can't remember how to pin. let's start with a reblog #ooohhh I have ideasssssssss #callan #meres #yesssssssssssssssssssssss #will always be obssessed with the water streaming off callan's elbow #because it's important #and pretty

Old enough and busy enough that i feel like i need to take a day to catch up with my correspondence; i.e., ahh fuck so many messages jesus christ Im sorry i was busy there's only so many sporks and they're GONE.

#if you're one of the 9 people Ive yet to reply to im sorryyyyyy life has been absolute fuck past two weeks #you are on my mind as a ceaseless anxiety and i will get there lololol #fotext

escuerzoresucitado

Pedestrian traffic lights

microsuedemouse

these photos were assembled by Maya Barkai (taken and submitted by numerous photographers around the world) for the art project Walking Men Worldwide! :)

#mara barkai #walking men worldwide #there's definitely a koal in brisbane or sydney downtown lol

funnier-as-a-feedist

& the original bc antiblackness and fatphobia go hand in hand

#every person who thinks they've got a comrade in me just by my looks is fucking wronnnnngg fuck off #it's always such a fine line when people talk about max weights for flying too. im on alert lol

spockvarietyhour

Star Trek Deep Space Nine "Invasive Procedures"

#fucking uwu bastard #love him #quark #ds9

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

danceundersparklinglights

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

roontwo

quark is legitimately the most impressive performance i’ve ever seen. the makeup, the acting, the delivery, quark is literally just real dude it’s insane. armin shimerman you are a national treasure

#quark #ds9 #armin shimmerman #fr #I'm always impressed by how he manages to talk so well and consistent with the teef #q

card-of-the-day

Today's Card Is: Plains

#MTG #oooohh #q

creepymutelilbugger

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

#cat #fangs out friday

autistobrat

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

thelivingautomaton

sickos yes dot jpeg

#having visited that beach all i can think is 'bro watch out. jellyfish'#the prisoner

liberalsarecool

There is no product. It's a scam sold as "you need to act now or everyone will pass you by".

derinthescarletpescatarian

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

goblinwithblankets

Drinking spiders??!

derinthescarletpescatarian

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

thecybird-deactivated20250228

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

derinthescarletpescatarian

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

kitstacean

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

derinthescarletpescatarian

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss

Living your best life I see

blatantescapism

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

mariaalenkoshepard

#obligatory need to say we have spiders in queensland too #but you have it once in preschool and then it's kinda of like 'go off be free'#and that's when those who loveeeee it take it forth

depsidase

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Free Talk Live (@/ FreeTalkLive) reading: You have every right to know what your government is doing, and they have no right to know what you are doing.

That is why they are called public servants and we are called private citizens.

Instead, the relationship has been inverted. The state hides behind secrecy, classified files, and redactions while demanding total visibility into your finances, communications, movement, and behavior.

A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny. /End ID]

#q