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imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

#please

lovethroughdelusions

I'm sorry (remembers it's better to thank instead of apologize for mistakes) thank you for letting me stab you

mando-loren

#revenge of the sith

milf-maul

everyone say hello to Paul (purple maul)

andthepeople

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

wordishismart9

Happy Pride month to all!!!

And to celebrate, the gayest thing to ever be put on a tv screen

romanceyourdemons

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

romanceyourdemons

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Love it when a robot character has an inexpressible immobile face but stares at you in silence in a way that you know is judgemental

lithominium

stealingpotatoes

painted everyone's favourite democratically elected queen and galactic fashion icon <3 (ref)

(commission info // tip jar!)

naniiebimworks

Chirrut’s only really good at drawing one thing…

Bonus: …or the force goes somewhere weird.

slyandthefamilybook

aridotdash

somewhereincairparavel

in the middle of AOTC for the first time and giggling at how anidala are all hehe haha-ing, hugging, and kissing while obi wan is literally fighting for his life LOL

emdapaladima

anakin/padmé plot:

obi-wan plot:

mijacoge0

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

kwisatzzhaderach

e-102

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

e-102

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

kamayana

throo

It’s extremely important that you listen to this video by averagedesignedwood with the sound on

cvrc11

Very important subtitling work by @flemmboyant

vaders-georg

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

vaders-georg

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

vaders-georg

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

vaders-georg

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

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