Gar taldin ni jaonyc; gar sa buir, ori’wadaas’la.

I love the space Latinx Armando "Mando" Loren & his son, Grogu (Yodito)👨‍👦 prev. @poe-tamarind 🚀 THIS BLOG IS ANTI KYLO REN 🙅🏽‍♂️ Not Cis, Not Straight, Not White 🏳️‍🌈 David (30) They/He 💛

[wordishismart9]

Happy Pride month to all!!!

And to celebrate, the gayest thing to ever be put on a tv screen

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Love it when a robot character has an inexpressible immobile face but stares at you in silence in a way that you know is judgemental

[lithominium]

[stealingpotatoes]

painted everyone's favourite democratically elected queen and galactic fashion icon <3 (ref)

(commission info // tip jar!)

[naniiebimworks]

Chirrut’s only really good at drawing one thing…

Bonus: …or the force goes somewhere weird.

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[somewhereincairparavel]

in the middle of AOTC for the first time and giggling at how anidala are all hehe haha-ing, hugging, and kissing while obi wan is literally fighting for his life LOL

[emdapaladima]

anakin/padmé plot:

obi-wan plot:

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[kwisatzzhaderach]

[e-102]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

[e-102]

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

[kamayana]

[cilceon]

It’s extremely important that you listen to this video by averagedesignedwood with the sound on

[cvrc11]

Very important subtitling work by @flemmboyant

[vaders-georg]

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

[vaders-georg]

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

[vaders-georg]

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

[vaders-georg]

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

[unabashed-unbothered-deactivate]

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow •••

all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

🤖 thedroidteer-andthegarbagecompactor Follow

Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

[vaders-georg]

[thegeekylady52]

you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

[vaders-georg]

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

[vaders-georg]

how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda

[vaders-georg]

happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

The first shot is thirty seconds long and nothing but star-destroyer tummy. Vader is the ultimate aura-farming expert

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

He's so mean to R2 but I would be too if he crashed me on Tatooine

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

Beautiful movie. Gorgeous movie. The cinnamon cartography

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

When I was a little kid I was obsessed with Luke's house. I wanted to live in a house that's just a hole with tunnels soooo bad

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

I'm sorry, I forgot that Obi-wan's first appearance was accompanied by UNHOLY SHRIEKING

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

"I don't like the Empire, I hate it--"

And then the movie proceeds to show you a few of the various things you can do about it right now :)

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

And Vader releases him. And he sits there, silent and obedient, while Tarkin chastises him for in-fighting and puts him on a short deadline with high stakes that place the blame for the Death Star's failure squarely on his shoulders despite Vader JUST saying he doesn't even think it's a useful project. Bowing to fascism will only ever earn you more work and less respect, no matter how much power you acquire. What a fucking MOVIE

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

It would do us well to remember that this scene wasn't about "stormtrooper aim." It was ol George reminding us that cops & feds scapegoat minorities to cover up the violent crimes of the state.

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

It's just me with my brand new indica cart against the galaxy

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

Stupid headcanon ACHIEVEMENT GET! This bartender was traumatized by separatist battle droids and now he's racist to 3P0

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

My dad is constantly quoting this movie, not the least of which: this.

[80scifi]

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

[doctorbutler]

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

[luimnigh]

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

[bbrothertedd]

[iconuk01]

Whilst I cannot fault you for focussing on Luke in a glittery, rhinestone-encrusted, version of his Tattooine outfit, with glam rock platform soles too, I think we need the whole thing for the full impact

It's called "Star Wars Rocks!" by the mighty Hugh Fleming

[theblackparadeisdead]

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

[e-102]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

[e-102]

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

[reallyhardy]

decided to read some old star wars finnpoe fanfic id saved and i forgot people were like phoneticising 'BB-8' as 'beebee-ate', which unfortunately, i keep reading as beebee 'ah-teh' (like the filipino honourific for older sister) fhhfhfjf. ate beebee. that's my sis