Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

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Andulka
ojovivo

shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz

Love Begins

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty
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Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love
I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.
JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat
Alright let’s do this! I’ll probably take on a handful of confirmed slots and then an indefinite ‘reserve list’ - what that means is I’ll jot down your name and interest, and when I feel like I have a bit more breathing room to take on some more I’ll check in and see if you’re still keen. Reserve list means no obligation since it could be weeks or months before I get back to you! I may close off the reserve list if it gets overwhelmingly long but I’m hoping I won’t have to. As ever check in on my commissions page for more info and I’ll try to keep the progress list vaguely up to date!
Dingoat is an amazing artist and an even better person and friend. Throw your money at her! I promise you won’t be disappointed.
“Hands down, the fiercest bark I ever did hear”
(Source)
@cashew-qq
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley
@cashew-qq
“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”
“That’s right.”
“At the request of a princess.”
“Right again.”
“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”
“You’re very perceptive.”
“How big is your royal family, again?“
“We don’t have one.”
“But–“
“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“
“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”
“Public sanitation.”
“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”
“We think he’s a little confused.”
I laughed too hard not to reblog this.
A bronze Gladiator's helmet, possibly for parades,
Height: 13.9 in/35.2 cm
Width: 15.25 in/38.7 cm
Depth: 16.25 in/41.3 cm
Roman, ca. 1st-3rd century AD, housed at the Detroit Institute of Arts.
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
OP. PHENOMENAL. 11/10.
@one-time-i-dreamt
@knife-and-pomegranate
Inquisitive Cyclops by Ryan Van Dongen
The Illegal States of America
Middle Carolina
Vermouth
California 2
West Dakota
Ben Franklin
Ordragon
Newer Jersey
Nebraskansas
Anozira
Breast Virginia
Delanude
Pikachusetts
Space
Maryjaneland
That Top Part Of Michigan That’s Not Connected To The Rest So What The Heck Even
Rhode Continent
Florida
California 3
WHOOP! It’s that time again!
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So follow, reblog, and good luck, friendos!
WHOOP! It’s that time again!
Rules: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - One winner will be selected via Random.Org on Friday, October 4th
-The winner will get a Full Colored Full Body -I will message the winner as well as announce them on the blog! After 2 days, if I get no response, I will select another! -This prize can be OCs, fan characters, whatever (just not IRL people, please!)
So follow, reblog, and good luck, friendos!
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DARK FANTASY
by Bjorn Hurri