This is a collection of dialogue prompts I gathered to get me back into writing that I want to share with you. Send a # and a pairing and I’ll write a short excerpt.
“I can’t sit here and watch this. The secondhand embarrassment is very real.”
“Are you even listening?” “Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.”
“You know, that’s not what an apology sounds like.”
“I find that answer vague and unconvincing.”
“I will kill you, burn you and dance on your ashes.” “You’ve probably been told this before, but wow, you are intense.”
“Please stop talking, I’m trying to get us out alive.”
“You know, you can get a lot for a kidney on the black market.”
“You still have all your fingers, but that can easily be fixed.”
“I’m not saying you can’t shoot him. I’m just saying you can’t shoot him here.”
“What do you mean alcohol isn’t an appropriate coping mechanism’? It’s working.”
“Look, being an adult is overrated. You have to pay taxes and people frown at you for watching cartoons in your PJs all Saturday and eating ice cream for breakfast.”
“Should we try to poison him again?” “Stop saying things like that so loud!”
“They offered me what I couldn’t refuse: money.”
“I don’t like salad. Or eye contact.”
“Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.“ “It’s not on anyone’s.“ “No, it is on mine. Just not until next Tuesday.“
“All that blood looks good on you. It brings out your eyes.“
“Keep your morals far away from me.“
“Are you always that stupid or is today a special occasion?“
“Oh. You’re still alive.“ “Don’t sound so disappointed. I might think you don’t like me.“
“I feel like I’m being stabbed.“ “How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?“
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