im an ancient wizard

im an ancient wizard

[mangobutternips]

i just want to end it all

[mangobutternips]

I fucking hate myself

[mangobutternips]

[mangobutternips]

having sex

boy: did you cum yet

girl: not yet

boy: *does nothing* how about now?

girl: sure

boy: sweet

[solitairians]

i dont play overwatch but congratulations on your lesbian i’m very happy for you

[zenyattasperceptrons]

thanks she’s fast and we love her

[brosagna]

do you think ghost jesus ever walks into a store and he sees a picture of himself as a baby and he’s like “ugh, how embarrassing! :/”

[bigeisamazing]

[nuclearbummer]

[xxlove4evaxx]

naww

[ddraco]

[artschoolglasses]

I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.

[mytamakomysookee]

Tumblr app doesn’t show this gif set but I already know what it is. No need to hesitate to reblog.

[midoriko-sama]

And he did this just before a road trip, stuck in the car with his parents asking what he was thinking.

[keepcalmimspidey-deactivated201]

The look of utter defiance Dudley gives Vernon as he steps over the fence though 

[christmasnoose]

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

[maaarine]

The Huffington Post: “60 Stunning Photos Of Women Protesting Around The World”

[micdotcom]

[blazedbbyy]

GET REKT

[iraffiruse]

The story of Patrick

[breathechaos]

GOOD CONTENT TUMBLR

[itzyaboy-dame]

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

First few pics damn near made me cry

Please don’t ever do that again

[blackmen]

[egberts]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today I fucked up giving a rewards card by asking two women if they were "together."

At the ice cream shop where I work, we have punchcards, and you earn a punch for every item you purchase. We’re a small business, so it’s important that we offer them to every customer. If one person in a group doesn’t want a card, we offer the next person in their group an extra punch (to encourage them to come back and start their own card, and/or encourage the +1 punch person to keep coming back).

One young women came through the line, paid, and stepped to the side. Her friend did the same. I thanked them as they walked away, then realized I forgot to offer them a card. They were near the door (~8 ft away) Without really thinking I said loudly, “ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER?”

One of them said “What?“ And that’s when I realized I fucked up. 

I scrambled to get it together, other customers were looking at me funny, I turned completely red. I got my shit together and said “Sorry, would you like a punchcard?”

They said no.

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