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[mangochutny]

[alur-chip]

he's so bbygirl

[sapin7]

another version of me

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

I love watching shit with subtitles on and discovering that mumbled background conversations were not only supposed to be fully intelligible but are in fact plot-relevant. Like please, for the love of god, can streaming services start mixing their audio right?

[gf-boyfriend]

there should be a Sisyphus emoji

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[estoult]

(person who hasn’t read the primary text voice) what if I made some reductive assumptions

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[quasi-normalcy]

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

[quasi-normalcy]

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[briandavidgilberts]

[girlballs-archive]

hey. huge furry women sucking each other off

[cyberitual]

[kristina100000]

[mossworm]

I can dream

[midwestmuppet]

hope it’s ok i made your beast (different color palette and she’s only 4.5ft)

[sapphia]

autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man

[shane-actually]

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

[antpenis]