[spotchka]

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

[suscept]

youre too late, ive already portrayed you to be the twee, virginal, fandom-obsessed tumblr shut-in, and me as the wry yet rational popular funny-poster

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[moleshow]

[ben-learns-smth]

being in your twenties is like [making a nice meal just for yourself] [trying a new hobby] [baking a cake because you want to] [moving in with your best friends] [celebrating small wins] [dreaming up a billion future versions of yourself] [long distance friendship phone calls] [trying new styles] [finding the people you can sit and do nothing with] [having your favourite dishes for dinner] [getting piercings] [trying a new recipe] [finding the people to do kitchen karaoke with] [choosing yourself over and over again] [dinner picnics in the park] [celebrating the big wins] [finding the people to go on day trips with] [learning a new language] [finally getting that one tattoo you've been daydreaming about] [being a regular at a cosy café] [learning how to be your own ally] [dyeing your hair late at night with a friend] [painting your walls] [creating a life you enjoy experiencing]

[sweatermuppet]

oh cool it's decemeber! *grieves & grieves & grieves & grieves &*

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[manicpixiepanicgirl]

officially letting y'all know, sitting on my laptop in a café and not studying is so much nice than sitting in a university building's basement on my laptop and not studying

[manicpixiepanicgirl]

love how they warned us about the dangers of alcoholism driving people into poverty, but nobody every mentioned the fiancial burden of being a beverage goblin

[manicpixiepanicgirl]

dating ppl is cringe except for when ur partner says babe good news and points at their laptop screen where it says happy world bear day

[radiofreederry]

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

[toesuckler]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?

boobs in my mouth

please

please

please

hello

youre nothing.

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[toesuckler]

cencorship of the people

[tropiyas]

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

[hayaletingozyaslari-deactivated]