what if john f. kennedy's head just did that

mani! | they/them | 27 | women in STEM aficionado

[saltedume]

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[ow-my-skin]

[dovvvvv]

[acerbicapplecoffee]

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[doomed-romances]

"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him that he died." — CLUE [1985] Dir. Jonathan Lynn

[stydixa]

What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? No, just death, isn't that enough? CLUE (1985) Dir. Jonathan Lynn

[celizyman]

“Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.”

[floridakilo]

how it feels to escape the 18-24 age bracket

[389]

[dogpuppy]

[shmowder]

I saw a wojak in my dream last night

[shmowder]

approximation of what I saw

[springbreak1984]

[wayneradiotv]

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]