I scream You scream

We're all screaming

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

[memes-r-memes]

[chewbacca]

Work Bitch (2013)  |  The Witch (2015)

[dovahkiin-official]

[mysharona1987]

[loloftheday]

bjorng

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[gayvampiretown]

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

The Twilight Renaissance is not what I expected in 2019 but you know what? Fine.

[nocuer]

Imagine being a grown man and not leaving a woman alone after she clearly said no

[goldnpoc]

If I really fuck with you imma start talking to you like I’m your mom

[egberts]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[say-never]

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

[997]

me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else:  GOD i can not STAND them

[creekfiend]

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

[creekfiend]

It’s good to be a complex organism

[dvandom]

OP is secretly several trillion bacteria in a trenchcoat.

[creekfiend]

Aren’t we all

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the new drink of the new decade

[antimereplex]

Wait- how is this diet

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest