Damage To Central Processing Unit

Lillie. 28. INFP. Taurus. Bi. I'm doing my best.

[stealingpotatoes]

im enjoying the new maul show

(links // tip jar!)

[calkestis]

Chains can be broken. And empires can be shattered. 

STAR WARS: MAUL - SHADOW LORD (Official Teaser Trailer) Release date: April 6

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[josephsaturn]

I think that “Anakin was a slave child who was groomed by Palpatine and raised by someone who wasn’t ready to take on a child, thereby leaving him in a social limbo state where he’s surrounded by people but only has a few close confidants, with the one he trusts the most actively trying to take advantage of him”

and

“Anakin was taught right from wrong from a young age, first by his mother and then by Kenobi, but any time he was presented with a choice, actively CHOSE WRONG EVERY SINGLE TIME”

are two sentences that can, should, and MUST coexist to fully understand Anakin Skywalker as a character

[maxi-is-not-well]

[reliqvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[circlesofbone]

Yeah sure it's cool that there's a Noodle House and Sushi place on the Citadel but it's not REALISTIC. You know the first thing, the VERY first thing humans would open right after they're welcomed onto the Citadel???

[wishfulcynic]

Garrus would be intimately familiar with Waffle House and as a result humanity’s nonsense.

This of course raises the question of where “Reaper invasion” falls on the Waffle House Index.

[mass-effect-heritage-posts]

Mass Effect heritage post

[swamplevel]

rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

[teaboot]

The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read

Literary analysis isn’t about the book

It’s not even about being right

It’s about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury

It doesn’t matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didn’t, you’ve won

And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyone’s ever gonna tell you

[teaboot]

If the average tweenager knew that good media analysis meant you could force your English teacher to admit that fuckin- (rolls dice) What’s Eating Gilber Grape is a metaphor for (rolls dice again) Why the crack cocaine epidemic is good actually- we would have far better literacy and critical thinking skills as a nation. And I stand by that

[teaboot]

You could develop the magical psychic and illusory power to force the middle aged bitchfuck who makes you raise your hand and beg for permission to take a shit accept the premise that Cocomelon is a subversive and scathing artistic commentary on the pitfalls of modern democracy. Chat GPT essay engines are stealing this from you

[curioscurio]

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[breezingwing]

[falseficus]

nevertheless, we ball

[falseficus]

thereupon we ball

[falseficus]

to sleep, perchance to ball

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[pyr0t3c]

[4o4notf0und]

You're still their brother, Crosshair. You're my brother too.

[azertyrobaz]

I'm not gonna like it, am I?

[azertyrobaz]

Oh, I'm much worse.