SuperManny

:D

[sailermoon]

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

[catchymemes]

[kristina100000]

[rambling-shark]

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

[cephalophor]

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

[cosmicibe]

mf aint even read the patch notes

[millebon]

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me when I get summoned to another post about Croatia:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I promise you that no one in Croatia knows who I am

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

pick one and do it

take meds

drink water

touch grass

human interaction

make snack

take shower

brush teeth

go to sleep

log off tumblr.com

unclench your jaw

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[silvermizuki]

What happens if I pick one and don’t do it

[formerlyfandy]

you explode

[silvermizuki]

[eternal-fractal]

Wheres the vanilla extract option

[funnytwittertweets]

[tommyswiseau]

[zombiegoblin-deactivated2023061]

me to my brain

[kiwinatorwaffles]

the titans’ first month living together

[kiwinatorwaffles]

thank you for being funnier than me in my own post

[brightlotusmoon]

[funnytwittertweets]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[homunculus-argument]

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

[ohshoot]

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

[alex51324]

Annual reblog of this important information.  

The thingy above where you sign your tax form says that you’ve filled it out to the best of your ability.  “Sir, I am a dumbass” is 100% a valid defense

[puttingherinhistory]

The conversation around abortion shouldn’t be “are you absolutely sure you want an abortion” it should be “are you absolutely sure you want a child”. You can get pregnant again. You can adopt. But you can’t half-heartedly raise a child or change your mind midway through parenthood. Children are a huge responsibility and if someone isn’t 110% sure they are willing and able to do it, they shouldn’t. Having a baby shouldn’t be the default because of how extremely demanding and difficult parenthood is and the irreversible damage it does to a kid to be raised by someone who didn’t even fully want parenthood and wasn’t prepared for that level of responsibility.

[puttingherinhistory]

#NOT HAVING A BABY SHOULD BE THE DEFAULT. HAVING A BABY SHOULD BE SOMETHING YOU ONLY DO IF YOU’RE SURE YOU WANT TO.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Pregnancy and birth are also MUCH higher risk medically than abortion, especially for teenagers who may not have reached their full adult size yet.

(And especially for people in countries with poor maternity care/high maternal mortality, such as the US.)

Not having a baby should be the default option, for the sake of the pregnant person AND for the sake of the potential child. It’s a much weightier decision than having an abortion.

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

[divinestrike]

um … compilation