Hello World

Have you seen my wife

[yuriartillery]

i want to be able to tailor a sequence of words to anyone to heal them and save them and make them love me forever. this isn't wanting a magic spell it's just knowing how to talk to people. which i don't know how to do

[circumgutter]

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[ravenlynclemens]

calvin and hobbes

[rocktopussy]

[pomme-poire-peche]

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

[blessedbycoyotes]

[werothegreat]

one of my faves

[dittoexodus]

[lapsedmathematician]

but don’t worry folks, he DID hate the business world more than the art world. barely

[cavaliercavalier]

Sooo excited for MTG and their upcoming sets!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

my diva moment will have casualties

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[whatisthiswitchcraft]

survive week > survive week v

^ survive week < survive week

[anxeious]

[paxamericana]

i have a dummy FB account i use for selling shit on marketplace and literally nothing else. all of the suggested posts are either gangstalking content or AI videos of people being sentenced to thousands of years in prison.

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[probuccalfat]

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

[dogpuppy]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[theharlotofferelden]

heLP

[manofsedan]

chiblee im gonna do it

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics