Spiders Georg

Zoe. 21. I used to be smelborp.

[rarebritney]

Me *methodically peeling a clementine orange* i bet someone is watching me do this and falling in love with me right now

[990000]

simongerman600

[loracarol]

@bookhobbit idk if this is what you’re interested in? 

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

That is a really awesome display of the data btw

[pheraen-king01]

ADHD hell brain: you want something

Me: ok, what?

AHDH hell brain: something.

Me: …what something?

ADHD hell brain: sound.

Me: ok? Music? Netflix? YouTube?

ADHD hell brain: …..you want something…

[henbayne]

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[iameverysparklywoman]

All art is literally just an attempt at grappling with the fact that we have no way of knowing if the minds of other people are actually real.

[iameverysparklywoman]

any and all attempts to translate your lived experience into something tangible to communicate with other people is an acknowledgement that your consciousness ends where your body ends and what you experience as truth must be translated so that what is instinctively known by you can be even vaguely grasped by someone outside of “you” and can enter into their truth

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[kaijuno]

COW BAT COW BAT COW BAT

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[snowie-skyes]

It’s so pretty

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

@deadlydeamonflashmob

[deadlydeamonflashmob]

a Unique Beauty

[thisisleks]

Bitch I’m a cow @lameborghini

[jerryle3]

me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls

[memecage]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[pukicho]

Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.

[a-daks]

at the bottom it’s just JK Rowling with a shovel

[rainymeadows]

OH FUCK

THE MIRNY DIAMOND MINE

if you didn’t get enough of an idea of how immense it is, here’s the scale of its excavators:

here’s a better pic of it compared to the town it sits near:

and here’s it being viewed from space:

it’s the world’s largest diamond mine and it is both intriguing and terrifying

[blog-of-horribleness]

how many fuckin hours do you think it takes to drive all the way down that spiral

[brbjellyfishing]

the earth just chillin with its pussy out and we’re in there digging for diamonds…

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[curseworm]

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

[curseworm]

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

[obamasmomjeans]

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

[curseworm]

i dontt want you to say that

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.

[alienshepard]

cermet had a rough 2018

[lesbianshepard]

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.