Doctor Professor

I'm here and full of historically inaccurate punmanship. Really, what more could you want?

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[the-president-of-neopets]

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I love this place

[sea-salted-wolverine]

More hot gossip from the frozen north, musher #2 is getting penalized for not properly field dressing the moose, which is an assload of work even if you're expecting to do so and not surrounded by a pack of dogs that are expecting to run 1000 miles in the next few days.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

i could not make this up

[starlightomatic]

for what now? for rule what? for what kind of infraction?

[anarcho-gamerist]

Hol up i gotta google moose rule 34 real quick

[anarcho-gamerist]

[dinovelvet]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: jewel-encrusted hot dog bun

[powai-blog]

finally, i can have a deviantart signature on tumblr. the future is now

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[lamptheentertainer]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong, curse of ra 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

[deathcherrycola]

[catchymemes]

[happybird16]

Hearing so much hate about the Netflix Live Action ATLA and

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[joanthebonelord]

[amoisthobo]

Me walkin up to the counter at Popeyes SMACKED outta my mind bout to order 8 chicken sammiches

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[kiwi]

[kiwi]

he figured it out btw he just prefers biting

[gideonthe9]

dana akdjfjckfjfm

[nico-verde]

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

[akiradachi]

the

what

[nico-verde]

[lesiasmadness]

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

[intercal]

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

[vampireopossum]

[intercal]

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

[vampireopossum]

[literallymechanical]

Buy the Massachusetts Ape Drops to give yourself what experts are calling “turbo monkey liver failure.”

[everythingfox]

Thank god she didn’t overreact

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

You can't guess how this story ends