yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy.
last panel inspired by this amazing drawing
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yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy.
last panel inspired by this amazing drawing
Heated Rivalry studies
ilya’s car circa 2014:
• backseat lube
• large coke from mcdonalds (cup holder)
• novelty dragon-shaped lighter (other cup holder)
• haribo sour cherries in glovebox
• nicotine gum in glovebox
• condoms in glovebox
• napkins in glovebox
• eclectic collection of russian deep house CDs in glovebox
• teddy bear wearing an I ❤️ BOSTON shirt keychain (no keys attached)
• nasty water bottle growing fungus
• discarded gym socks (his)
• $800 designer sweater that sheds fur when moved (svetlana’s)
• navy hoodie (shane’s laundry bin)
• half-used roll of grip tape rolling around under the seats
• pink fluffy dice dangling from mirror
• dashboard bobblehead of himself
• a very yonic metros bumper sticker overlaid with a raiders bumper sticker in such a way that it looks like the cannon is. well i shan’t say
’tis heated I guess
2025, by Chappell Roan
HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts
Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
Straume (Flow) 2024, dir. Gints Zilbalodis
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
THE QUOTES 😭😭😭
what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi
they became k-pop fans
*touches ground* something terrible happened here
Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post
Quick, everyone reblog this
PAOLO SEBASTIAN Couture Spring/Summer 2016
Walk in on parents having a heated debate.
Am worried for a bit. Are they fighting?
Realize parents are having a heated debate on whether or not goats can climb trees.
Immediately side with mom, because I know goats can fuckin climb fucking ANYTHING because I remember the “crave that mineral” meme with the goat on the vertical cliff face apparently levitating to achieve the mineral it craves.
who fuckin says the internet never taught me anything
Dad has to leave to go back to work. Leaves convinced that no, goats can’t climb trees, they’re goats, they stay on the ground.
Once he’s gone, youtube search “Moroccan Tree Goats.” Find self-explanatory video of several goat up in a fuckin tree like some Dr. Seuss shit.
Mom looks at me like it’s the proudest she’s ever been of me in her life, including my university graduation
She emails it to him. At work. My dad will get a video of Moroccan goats screaming in a tree at his place of business, with the subject line “I TOLD YOU SO.”
Mom triumphantly yells to the empty house, “THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE THOUGHT GOATS WERE THE DEVIL.”
Another ordinary day in my house.
omg so much chub
For the record there are boys who will kiss your hairy legs and tickle your stubbly armpits and not have a different reaction to your face whether it has layers of make up on or none at all and not give a fuck that you’ve not shaved your pubic hair for four days or have decided to not at all and will love and appreciate your body whatever size or shape it is and if there is a boy in your life who doesn’t do this then you should promptly tell him that he is not welcome in it and does not deserve any part of you.
a criminal