[taiwanesekid05]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[konoko]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[kookenhakken]

[swordshapedleaves]

nighttime treat ten year anniversary

[ozempicofficial]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dollelujah]

I love how Smithers is a mostly OOB collector. He's got some in box but either he's fine with collecting vintage Malibu Stacy OOB and restoring them or as is from other collectors. I could listen to him ramble on about how he organizes his display for hours

[foone]

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[househrt]

quite genuinely what is it with men of a certain age wearing button-up shirts where they fold/roll the sleeves up but stop below their elbow?

like,

buddy fold those sleeves up one more time, get your elbows out, be a slut about it

[househrt]

never mind I found the real answer: