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[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[deaths-accountant]

rapid onset carcinisation

[jesus-of-bisexuals]

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[bish0ps]

Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[rotten-decay-deactivated2024021]

you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com

[charl0ttan]

clown graveyard and its just one grave

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[newyorkkiss]

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

[2000three]

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

[saucysage]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[sacred-portal]

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[escuerzoresucitado]

[roycohns]

my beautiful collection

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next