maplemanch

lol

[maplemanch]

oh shit

I’m back on here I guess

[stareon]

Laggy fun times with @mapleboimatt @nzapdos89 @rosyshiraiwa

[andrewbelami]

me

[yuyaasou]

@mattmanch you better check your notifications

[clawsfangs]

never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog

[clawsfangs]

in case you didnt know this translates literally to “chicken milk”

[yuyaasou]

@mattmanch

[unclefather]

[aaronthesnob]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling

I hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.

Update:

Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like it did! The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, and I really appreciate it! Thanks guys! 

I apologize for any contradictions with the actual Splatoon lore. I originally wanted to give an explanation for everything, but that would’ve made it way too long, even by Metal Gear standards. 

Anyway, I went ahead and George Lucased the colour grading to make it less overbright and washed out. I also changed one of the lines that used “market trend” twice in the same sentence.

[splatoonus]

Incoming message from the Squid Research Lab! Splatoon 2 Ver. 4.3.0 will arrive on December 5th! It brings a brand new gear ability, additional weapons, and more. Watch the video for the full details, featuring a senior member of the Lab.

[maplemanch]

“A senior member of the Lab.”

Y’all really gonna do Nogami-san dirty like that huh

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[yuyaasou]

@mattmanch

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[yuyaasou]

@mattmanch

[heytinafey]

[lanvinparis]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS GENIUS. I’M SORRY BUT THIS LITERALLY DESCRIBES EVERY WHITE GIRL EVER?????

[anticipate-adventure]

Wtf did I just watch and was it a real thing

[maplemanch]

My dog came running when she did that dog whistle shit and I don’t even have a dog

[botanyshitposts]

JSTOR is the most bizarre organization to have temporary tattoos available at their booth which means of course i had to put one on my body

[aqua-cultured]

#i thought this was real at first and i was like you know what? i respect that

[maplemanch]

Honestly, I go on JSTOR so often that I might as well get a permanent tattoo of their logo on me at this point. I am one with JSTOR. We shall never part.

[merupuri]

[memewhore]

[cheapshadesandshortcuts]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the funniest video ever 😂

[fozzie]

to every “openminded” christian who thinks youre not homophobic because you “love everyone regardless of sin”… please know you still make all the lgbt people around you want to die and if given the opportunity to cut ties with you they will … if that sounds mean to you then maybe work on not seeing your “loved ones” as sinners for just being who they are and start lovingly embracing their differences instead of barely, bitterly tolerating them

[fozzie]

p.s. it’s a widely known “secret” that people who “love everyone regardless of sin” try to “discourage” that “sin” by being passive aggressively abusive and voting for homophobic politicians and policies which make life physically and psychologically dangerous for lgbt people

[kimjunnoodle]

Me in Prision

[thebootydiaries]

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*