Meow.

I'm Jardon.

[giggle]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[hadtochangemyurlquick]

[vampiretomb]

take me on a trip

id

like

to

go

someday

[trunkzbriefs]

TAKE ME TO NEW YORK

[vampiretomb]

I REALLY WANT TO

COME KICK IT WITH YOU

[trunkzbriefs]

YOULL BE MY 

(INHALES)

[longseasons]

date a

me

[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]

[lgbtminecraft]

I’m gay and don’t know how to brew potions

[lgbtminecraft]

I like that some people who reblog this aren’t even Minecraft blogs because this is a universal gay experience

[killowave]

[avatrashh]

Modern Spongebob is wild man

[zachsilberberg]

what the fuck

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

[thepioden]

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[not-nearly-as-loud]

[ostolero]

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[thatdiva]

Reblog if you hate nazis.

[yekkes]

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

[celestialinent]

hey yall dumb fucks reblogging this and yapping about how, ur life is actually super hard as a younger sibling…

the ‘eldest sisters are oppressed’ thing is based on the fact that the oldest girls in many families are, a lot of the time, drafted into watching her younger siblings to the point that shes more of a young third parent than a kid anymore. shes expected to be incredibly responsible while her younger siblings get to make mistakes. she get to do more housework than her father because apparently men shouldn’t have to watch laundry.

op is obviously referring to the ways in which older sisters ( nope not brothers) are forced into maternal roles by both society and their parents for a number of reasons, not limited to society’s insistence that they must learn to become mothers early. theres also the fact that many families both need and cant afford childcare. this idea that an oldest sister is free childcare is bullshit.

[kceyagi-deactivated20190519]

There’s a book called “The Eldest Daughter Effect” that goes into detail about this. And it applies to the oldest daughter so even if the oldest child is a boy and the second child is a daughter, she is the one who ends up getting all that extra pressure and responsibilities for younger siblings. 

[treeflesh-moved]

*sips tea* Sounds about right.

[kazoo-goddess]

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sometimes I feel I’ve got to

DUN DUN

run away I’ve got to

DUN DUN

get away f