girl...help!

The Berry Bimbos™️

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[beardedmrbean]

[shiftythrifting]

what occasion are you wearing this to. tinder hookup? thanksgiving?

church

[my-dailydreams]

[everythingfox]

So romantic

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[crap-userrname16]

[therealityreaperbc]

Drawing pokemon every(other)day until I give up: Day 53

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[catasters]

[conzcore]

hello mutual ive never spoken to before in my life would you like to be best friends 

[grimoiremanifest]

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[mewnosodenwyma]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[toesuckler]

im autistic but i love eating blueberries cause im a gambling addict