chicken me tender

Marah | 24 | US

[born-to-strange-sights]

[sasukesun]

sasuke in fanfic

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[floofycooly]

Some of these are legitimately good takes

[pixelvalley]

oh to be a blue unicorn living on a deserted island and doing nothing but being Julian…

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

[deejay]

[bananapeppers]

If your landlord is having a hard time understanding the rent crisis here’s a handy information sheet about investments and risk to help them!

Nick Thackaz (March 27, 2020)

[paper-mario-wiki]

he did it anyway

[milkfr0g]

Isn’t this the same guy who made the screaming chicken vacuum?

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yup! His YouTube channel is called “Sushi Ramen” and he has lots of great videos where he does stuff like hide from his grandma on the ceiling, blow up a watermelon with molten salt, and of course detonating gas canisters.

[datenshi-no-hime]

This man is a treasure

[whitepeopletwitter]

[40ouncesandamule]

The police aren’t helping you through this crisis

Nurses, health care workers, sanitation workers, retail workers, and food service workers are

[killerchickadee]

The cops I’ve had come through my store are some of the worst customers through all this.

[cundtcake]

!!!

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

THE ELEPHANT ONE MY HEART

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I’ve been fascinated with the underground town of Coober Pedy, in Australia, b/c it’s the Opal mining capital of the world, and my birthstone is Opal. Plus, it’s a very interesting place. 

B/c it’s so hot, 80% of the town is underground. You can buy an above-ground house, if you really want one, but all homes are relatively inexpensive.

Shopping is underground.

Bars, coffee shops, & restaurants are also underground.

Churches are underground, too.

You can visit & stay in one of the many motels, too. This is the lobby of a Comfort Inn.

traveloutbackaustralia.com

[callmebliss]

MODERN OUR WORLD DWARVEN TOWN AU

[wzmage]

[silosenovengo]

When you’re trying out new helmets in an RPG but all of them are shit.

[tinfoilvalentine]

OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

[jiubilant]

skyrim was named for its prodigious yogurt

[jiubilant]

to elaborate: one of the main dairy foodstuffs produced by norse farmers in the viking era was a reputedly-delicious yogurt called "skyr." if we assume that the "-im" suffix in "skyrim" is analogous to the english "-land," we can (and SHOULD) reasonably conclude that "skyrim" translates to "yogurtland"

[jigglypuffsvevo]