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thenatsdorf

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

anarcho-compass

Oh, he’s good.

oparnoshoshoi

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

marauderlady

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

rihennalately

“So I made it to Harvard” - Rihanna on stage while accepting the 2017 Harvard Humanitarian of The Year Award at Harvard University

bisexualdinahlance

No one can convince me that Ginny wouldn’t be that parent that when her kid got in trouble for cursing at school she’d turn to them and just go “what the fuck kid”.

ginevvra-blog

#harry is facepalming in the background like ‘this is why james’s first word was tosser’ (via bisexualdinahlance)

JK Rowling: Suddenly, light started shining through the window!

J.R.R. Tolkien: The window, which hanged on the wall, softly letting its curtains dance around the room, suddenly brought a bright light into the house.

Douglass Adams: Quite unexpectedly, light shined through the window in the room, which was less surprising when you think about the fact that's what windows are for.

Lemony Snicket: Light shined through the window abruptly.

abruptly, usually means unexpected, or sudden. For instance, if your mother picked you up from school after telling you twice about doing that, it would not be abruptly. However, if someone were to tell you your house burned down and your parents were dead without telling you to sit down first, it would very much be called, abruptly.

Lily: Guys with moustaches are hot.

James, touching the 3 hairs under his nose: Thank you.

ethiopienne

These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’ Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.

Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via sociolab)

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samwiseyoufool

“so how’s life going?”

half-pride-half-prejudice

When u think ur gonna grow up like Elizabeth Bennet but end up like Charlotte Lucas

yolowoho

Just imagine how good women hockey players could be if they were given the same opportunities as the men. Like the year round training, access to high end facilities, dietitians and personal trainers. Being able to practice more than twice a week at 10pm. Having all of the things that the NHL players take for granted.

Imagine if they didn’t have to have full time day jobs. If they could devote as much of their lives and time to the sport they love.

They’re so good now, imagine how good they could get if given the chance.

marisatomay

the only marriage proposal i will accept

it’s daybreak. i’m meandering through a field on my family estate. i look up and see u there striding towards me in tight pants, riding boots, a half open shirt, and an overcoat. the music swells. u stutter through what is possibly the most romantic proposal of all time. i kiss ur knuckles and gaze into ur eyes as sunrise breaks over the horizon.

jillbearup

Turns out people really like me waffling about Narnia on Twitter.

So here’s a more hopeful spin on Susan Pevensie. (From the author’s pen to your eyeballs.)

Storify link.

daemoninwhiteround2

@roachpatrol

#damnnnnn #didn't know that

microcroft

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

microcroft

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live

enyafan

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

YOU KNOW WHY YOU K N O W W H Y

sovietshopaholic

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

fortuneredding

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.

sophygurl

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. And then the murders began.

a-little-squirrely-sunshine

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began.

lottiethroughthelookingglass

The phantom of the opera did exist. And then the murders begun.

marybeatriceofmodena

Maman died today. And then the murders began.

pleasecallmesurely

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began.

havvy-land

In 1815 Monsieur Charles-Francois-Bienvenu Myriel was Bishop of Digne. And then the murders began.

sorcyress

In an old house in Paris, that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. And then the murders began.

marchek

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.