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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@marbarinthebar
this sounds like a party to me
Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"
Life update!
tl;dr: im fine, school is a lot, and something awesome is happening and if you would donate here that would mean the world to me
My partner Seven is a veterinary technician in training and has the opportunity to WORK WITH THE ANIMAL WELFARE PROGRAM PROJECT SAMSANA TO PROVIDE VETERINARY CARE TO ANIMALS in the Dominican Republic!!
DONATE HERE to help make this a reality, funding this not only helps the program but contributes to future ongoing professional veterinary education!
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”
This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.
Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.
Miss Piggy would make you into an example.
Failure to reach the heavens
HOLY SHIT
by request, more of these little enchanted tea kettle adoptables (available on my kofi!) (patreon) (linktree)
A reminder to everyone (including myself) who need to slow down and breathe.
Me, talking about Batman and his kids to anyone I can.
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
*approaching a trio*
so who's friday the 13th, who's pi day, and who's the ides of march
GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
poll game!
there were ~60 conspirators to kill caesar but they only managed to stab him 23 times. assuming a conspirator got to stab him a max of only 1 time, try to split yourselves into the same percentages as those 2069 years ago
23/60 who did stab him = 38.3%
37/60 who didn't stab him = 61.7%
Tumblr for like a month before March 15th
is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-
for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.
i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- “moo juice!”
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
Other highlights:
“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)
“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”
“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”
“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”
“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”
“DEMON BABY!!”
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“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”
*something falls in the kitchen as he’s making a bad one* “I think I’ve summoned something.”
“Do I need to call the police or a priest?” *oven beeps eerily on time* “… A priest.”
*opening a can of savoury beans for a sweet recipe* “Now I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…”
“ ‘Add nuts.’ Wha- How much? I need nut instructions.” *looks up as he realises what he just said*
*tastes a sweet pie that’s turned out great* “Nothing makes sense anymore! Why are you good? You have a bag of beans in you!”
*cooking a ‘date cream’* “I’ve never made a date cream before— I mean, I’ve never cooked a date cream before.”
Bothering the beast