Try a tasty cookie warmed in Owen.

My name is Marcos for we are many.

[derovalfnolem]

[rocatex-deactivated20260317]

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

[gremlininho]

[challahbeloved]

[charlesoberonn]

The funniest part is getting all of the authentic clothes and prayer books and hanukkiah for everything else, but getting huge ass scissors for the last part.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[classycookiexo]

[dogpuppy]

[6balls]

I sent my childhood best friends the post about jay z being a loser possum that beyonce writes good songs about, whatever, which caused us to discuss possums eating ticks, and then I changed the subject and was like "men should dress like this still btw" and sent a pic of jack rackham and then added "I should be able to do that. and other men should" but due to the beauty of android to iphone communication, caitlin only received. the last part.

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[anglaised]

everything is inevitable and has happened before

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[depsidase]

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[wizard-loving-wizard]

(via Lou's instagram)

[yeehawpim]

I like to imagine Mr. Lou back in the picture

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTI like

to imagine Mr. Lou

back in the picture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

"the ground trembels with my every step. I have installed my floorboards incorrectly."

oh i've done this one as a full commission!

[fairycosmos]

really really stupid part of self harming was always doing it in the height of the moment and then having to put up with the consequences for days weeks months years etc after. fuck Kanye west forever but contextually it really does feel like

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets