can i be goofy with you

I'm whatever gender gandalf is (she/he)

[marcothepenix]

Shitting at work again 🥰🥰🥰 peace and love on olanet earth

[eggseventy]

one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them

[heedlesshoossy]

Hey, fat people deserve to have fun and get their needs met even if they’re the least healthy mf you know. Fat people deserve proper medical care, and carbs, and to wear shorts and so many more things! EVEN IF THEY ARE UNWELL AND ESPECIALLY IF THAT UNWELLNESS IS DUE TO THEIR WEIGHT!!! Fat people deserve the world and more. Not just the healthy fats or attractive fats or small fats or fats that are fat because of medication or disability.

skinny people please reblog this one

Everyone reblog this one

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[velvetys]

At the office wondering what’s got everyone so busy

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[marcothepenix]

at work peepee poopoo maxing

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

[marcothepenix]

I had a dream i meet zohran mamdani and ge was short im serbian btw

[konoko]

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[energyprison]

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[sodomit]

For those who genuinely don't know, "free the nipple" is about going topless. As in no clothes over the tits at all.