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No one:

Me, into the void: "UNUS..."

Not to downplay the struggle of seasonal depression, and I mean no offense, but dang. Sometimes I just can't help but think "wow... you get to be not-depressed for 3/4ths of the year, and then you can skate by on some vitamin D supplements and a happy light. How nice it must be to only want to die when it's cold outside." 🤷‍♂️

#depresssion #memes #seasonal depression #no offense

Some of yall have never worked in healthcare, and it shows

#healthcare #covidquarantine #nursing #supported living #attitude

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the second radish is 29 feet away

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this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

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you: naruto shippuden

me, an intellectual: fish cake hurricane

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i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

If you don't have anything nice to say,

go die in a hole.

#sayings #inspiration #life tips

If you're one of the people contributing to the toxic culture of supremacy in the Star Wars fandom... honestly... just f*** you.

My entire life I've had to listen to people b*** about each and every Star Wars movie since The Phantom Menace. The sequel trilogy is my least favorite, sure... but ya know what?

No matter the quality of the new movies... I guarantee that they are better than the culture created by this fandom's incessant whining.

J.J Abrahams didn't ruin Star Wars. It was ruined by every individual who refused to appreciate it for anything other than what THEY wanted it to be.

#star wars #the last jedi #rise of skywalker #the force awakens #fandom

#meme #2020 #2020vision #churches #new year #original meme

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John Cooper, the lead singer for the band Skillet, posted a stunning response on Facebook yesterday to the recent public renunciations of Christianity by Joshua Harris and then Hillsong songwriter, Marty Sampson.

“I have a few specific thoughts and rebuttals to statements made by recently disavowed church influencers…first of all, I am stunned that the seemingly most important thing for these leaders who have lost their faith is to make such a bold new stance. Basically saying, ‘I’ve been living and preaching boldly something for 20 years and led generations of people with my teachings and now I no longer believe it..therefore I’m going to boldly and loudly tell people it was all wrong while I boldly and loudly lead people in to my next truth.’ I’m perplexed why they aren’t embarrassed? Humbled? Ashamed, fearful, confused? Why be so eager to continue leading people when you clearly don’t know where you are headed?

[…] And lastly, and most shocking imo, as these influencers disavow their faith, they always end their statements with their ‘new insight/new truth’ that is basically a regurgitation of Jesus’s words?! It’s truly bizarre and ironic. They’ll say ‘I’m disavowing my faith but remember, love people, be generous, forgive others.’ …. How would you know ‘what is good’ without Jesus’s teachings?

[…] I’m amazed that so many Christians want the benefits of the kingdom of God, but with the caveat that they themselves will be the King.”

Read in full.

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“so many Christians want the benefits of the kingdom of God, but with the caveat that they themselves will be the King.”

Dude. Skillet bringing down the hammer of truth

I graduated college a few years ago, but my old friends and I met up recently for a sort-of reunion.

While we were hanging out, one of them told me that they really appreciated me because I was the only Christian they had ever met who just loved them for who they were and was willing to be their friend.

I don't bring that up braggingly in the slightest. As much as I'd like to take it as kudos, I can't. That absolutely broke my heart. How have we failed so completely at loving people?

I never condoned any bad habits or behavior. They knew where I stood and what I believed. But they also knew that I cared about them as a person and as a friend. That's the difference.

Most people don't even need to feel like we agree with them on everything, but they do need to know that you love them, and that you care about them as a person, not just a heathen or as some sort of conversion target.

Jesus said they would know us by our love. I don't know why we decided to make caring about people so difficult.

#faith #hope #love #Jesus #Christianity #college #friends #reunion #heartbreaking

#Christianity #Bible #Jesus #memes #original meme

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none pizza with left beef

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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

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ive missed you

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#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

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3th time i’ve reblogged this

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3th

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tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless

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I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.