Mardo's page for overthinking life

here's the place where i come when i grt a stupid question and more stuoid answer

[dat-soldier]

bat boy

[powpowee]

Isolated

[reksukoy]

"Think ya can handle me, buddy?" 🍂 🚬 Commission for StrayedMarten

[sebbymeister]

That boy is so cute, I wonder what he's listening to…

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

Insania by QBomb mark my words

[snototter]

A spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta) relaxes in a pond in the Okavengo Delta, Botswana

by dana&joe

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

Monochromatic Mens Populi

I looked at the world, through my heart and my soul,

and monochrome darkness was all that I saw.

And all of them humans remember not,

Animi motus over the thought.

And how colorblind all they have been,

To not see the colors that I have seen.

And now all the colors for them may be gone,

And now black and white is all that they saw.

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

If it's so incomprehensible why I am getting hard looking at it

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

My favorite story from me trying to be adult is when one day I was making myself rice and I made entire bowl of rice and it wasn't fully cooked yet but I was too embarrassed to admit it so I pretended that it's okay and ate entire bowl of half cooked rice

[fenrislorsrai]

Young spotted hyena, Serengeti by rogerfscott on Flickr.

[i-am-a-fish]

wow. i can't believe I made it to the for you page. hello. I'm very sorry I did not expect this. I would like to thank my dad

[badjokesbyjeff]

Guys! I turned in the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and wouldn't you know it- they just refused to approve my surgery!

I guess snitches don't get stitches.

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

It's so weird to have followers on Tumblr, like you actually saw something I shitposted after my mind made up in joh out of boredom or in bed at 3 in the night and you were like "yep that's a girl I want to follow on Tumblr"

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

Can't stop thinking about Agent William Fowler Flying F-35 and Fighting deceptions in a god damn suit

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

You remember when Beyblade had a devil worshiping evil villain that is a litellary just a catboy, and he had a cat girl sister

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

Imagine u are young McGucket and you see Stanford doing some weird ritual and then he start meditating and after some time he start to orgasming violently and u think he was meditating so hard he cummed but in reality Ford just put a huge fat load into Bill Cipher's triangle little ass

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

I want a game titled "Link: Tales of the Red Cave" and it's a game about Zelda trying to rescue Link from a big evil monster and the twist is that at the end we discover that Link wasn't actually kidnapped but instead just really really kinky and gay

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

Bill Cipher vs V1

V1 wins cuz has boywife Gabriel comes and beats Bill to death the end

[fuck-powered-art-machine]

Counter argument, kinda, Bill mostly affects minds perception and flesh, which v1 doesn't posses. At least in the traditional sense. therefore being immune to the effects of bill

[mardo-is-thinking-too-much]

Nuh uh cuz Gabriel is angy that Bill bullies his bf and will use power of love and daddy issues to send bill into being dead realm