Thank you so much for being so receptive to the Vince & Smokescreen idea! Please accept these incorrect quotes/dialogue snippets as thanks because darn it, I've grown fond of them.
Vince: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Smokes.
Smokescreen, turning on the Phase Shifter: Damn.
Vince: Ffs Smokescreen, lie down.
Smokescreen, high on pain meds & seeing triple: I'm sorry, is this OUR chronic pain??
Vince: I was a bully & a jerk who hurt others just to feel better about myself.
Smokescreen: Nobody's perfect.
Vince: I did illegal street racing that got your human & bot friends in trouble.
Smokescreen: We all have our vices and that one who was kinda on them too.
Vince: ......I made Jack miserable every time he worked a shift at KO Burger for shits and giggles.
Smokescreen: How could my own partner do something so horrible?
Smokescreen: Wanna hear some dark humor?
Vince, staring at the roof of his alt-mode at 3AM: Why not.
Smokescreen *turns off the lights*
Smokescreen: Knock knock~
Vince, fighting back a smile at the stupid but effective joke: Turn the damn lights back on.
Vince: Wow, these guys treat you like a god, huh?
Smokescreen: Isn't that a bit much?
Vince: I mean, they ignore you until they need something, don't they?
Smokescreen: We've got two options-
Smokescreen: Right? I'm surprised too.
Fowler: What did you do?!
Vince & Smokescreen, standing in front of an explosion: Our best.
PFFFFFFFTTTTT, THAT'S PERFECT, OH GOOD GOLLY MOSES, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, Fowler, you should know by now that those two will cause a lot of chaos, even more so than Flint and Smokescreen!
Flint, looking over the report: Okay, so what barrels of fuel were there?
Vince, dusting off his sweater: I saw a few oil tanks. Smokes saw some gas, I think?
Smokescreen, wiping off the residual ash so Chromia won't worry too much: That, and there were explosives nearby that had timers, so -
Flint, looking at them as he closes the file: You set them all to go on each set of fuel?
Smokescreen and Vince: Yep.
Flint: Pro-tip, next time have each timer set five seconds behind the others. More of a chain reaction that way.
Smokescreen, beaming: Great! Thanks!
Vince, nodding with a grin: I knew there was a reason I liked you.