chaos is a ladder.

kristyn || 22 || est all about sundresses, selfies, and reasonably priced makeup admittedly more of a concept than an actual human being probably off obsessing somewhere about harry potter or game of thrones

[doublevampiremoon]

[gooddaysunshiine-deactivated201]

[incorrectblackpantherquotes]

Killmonger: Everything is going according to keikaku.

W'kabi, leaning over to his warriors: “Keikaku” means “plan”.

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[ambulancevsambulance]

I’m sorry but this is the best one. 

[sassenachsansa-deactivated20201]

@ladywolfmd @itsbrittbrattt @lady-in-a-song YES

[eurusholmmes]

This is a gift from god on high

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[cryptiboy]

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

[taunyatta]

[the-writer-is-always-write]

I need Peter to spend the whole movie trying to guess what Doctor Strange’s “real” name is, and no one will tell him, so he just yells out random names at the most inconvenient times.

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪Make it clear to the universe what needs to be evoked from your current reality. Leave it behind. Let it go. This is the last dark moon of this astrological cycle, typing up all the lessons and energy you experienced since last March. Make tonight a releasing ritual.‬

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[trapcard]

sushi is really such a sleeper agent cuz youre like “ hm this isn’t that much food” and the next thing you know you are dying and so full it feels like you are pregnant with beyonce while she was pregnant with the twins.

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[johnboyegadaily]

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[byrneing]

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

[flowerinaflame]

[broderickh]