souped up white boy

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[ashstfu]

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

[chestnuthorse]

[mumblesplash]

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[kuttithevangu]

A new guy we have been enjoying in our household is this kid from my Soviet orphans research who was named Teapot and lived in a train tunnel and did huge amounts of cocaine. Some social workers had to crawl through a tube to find him and talk to him and it was such a tight squeeze that two of them gave up and also their light went out so the final social worker crawls to the end of the tunnel in the dark and finds this kid and he's like I'm not going to the orphanage get out of my house. RIP Chainik

[creekfiend]

blorbo from my soviet orphan research

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[beetlebongos]

In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[ecosmowarrior]

yeah languages are weird. in english you can say "i'm wiped out!" and you can say "i'm pooped!" but you can't say "i'm pooped out!" because that already means something else. many such cases

my classroom of 20 adolescent green aliens: [furiously taking notes]

the alien sitting in the back right corner: [sighs and stares out the window]

the alien sitting in the back left corner: [draws stylized alien compound eyes]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

[thecryptkeeper]

[spiderpanic]

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Live iguana reaction

[pinkplushiestar]

my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"